The only philosophy majors I know are Mark and Kelcey, and the main purpose of such knowledge seems to be for bar discussions and arguments.
You don't just get death you know, you have to make a choice! It's cake or death, but really, I reccomend the cake. It's pretty sweet, sweeter than death by all reports, and though it may not relieve your life, it can afford you a moment of, hey, this is some pretty good cake, glad I didn't choose death before I tried the cake, I'd be missing out!
Don't listen to me, I didn't get drunk enough to fall asleep the moment I got home tonight, I am on the loose!
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You don't just get death you know, you have to make a choice! It's cake or death, but really, I reccomend the cake. It's pretty sweet, sweeter than death by all reports, and though it may not relieve your life, it can afford you a moment of, hey, this is some pretty good cake, glad I didn't choose death before I tried the cake, I'd be missing out!
Don't listen to me, I didn't get drunk enough to fall asleep the moment I got home tonight, I am on the loose!
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strange how that can work out, huh?
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