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[abum]

A sheer lack of similarities between myself and other associates of the human race.  Two white socks: washed, dried, folded, placed in the second dresser drawer down.  Amongst the rest of the second dresser drawer down: belonging.  White mice scratch the inside of the ceiling

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[seeifyouswim]

Bypassing the metaphor and thinking from a purely literal, scientific viewpoint (as I so typically do, often to a fault), I think maybe beetles can still expel when upside down. Perhaps that means there's still a little trickle of hope. I mean, maybe if a beetle were to poop enough into a pile, he'd have something to grab one of his little legs onto and flip himself over. A little ingenuity. Repurposing old shit into something useful.

[pinkieismeeh]

"An exception is the click beetle, named for the clicking noise the beetle makes when it springs into the air to right itself. "

apparently.

fantastic nonsense, creature from the deeeeeeep.