Twilight - Porn for the Chaste

[abvworld]

Bella: How old are you?
Edward: Seventeen.
Bella: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward: Awhile.

...That's what I like about these high school vampires man, I get older, they stay the same age...

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[murdertramp13]

I could not be laughing harder
You and me, just like Matthew Mcaughnahay

P.S. The irish blow chunks at making films