There's always more porn, lesbian porn, anime porn, naughty nurse porn, low-production "I kind of have a plot" porn, lesbian anime porn, foreign porn, asian porn, "I wish I hadn't seen that" porn (don't ask), or the occasional "I'm bored so I'll make a comedy" porn.
ty for that informative paragraph, althou I already knew. But worry not, for I grabbed the discarded "mystery bag of porn" which I found wedged between "cold grannies" and "Susan Sarandon" and infront of the "quiefing 360 lb blondes in tight leather" coincidentally with an orc standing in the background (who'd a thought?). If your lucky you'll get a combo of the three ^_'
Re: rest at easeizu3000December 15 2005, 05:58:50 UTC
You sure have a sick taste in porn Ian. I mean if it has all that unholy sickness on it, than that means you must have spent alot of time looking through and selecting it. I mean you went to the "cold grannie" section and went through their selection to pick this very one for Mike. Now theoretically speaking "if" Mike chooses to accpet and watch it, and if he does "Derrick and I will stone him." But than I wouldn't know who is the sicker bastard. Ian going through arm fulls of Grannie Orc porn (shudders) or Mike for watching it. Well if worse comes to worse we can always flip a coin. Either way Ian is going to hell for buying smut, Mike is going if he watches and if not, we'll figure out something. And yes I am going for dogging on my friends. If only Mike didn't have a birthday, Ian didn't have some weird intrest in 300 pound blonde women and orc action, and I wasn't an asshole none of this would happen. (Tear) now if you all excuse me I am gonna go care bear hunting!
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