John H. Stephens --

[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

OK, this is just weird!

I'll try to post more later. Just saw this and had to post it /now/!

I just got a fortune cookie from lunch.

"Pardon is the choicest flower of victory"

WTF? Is choicest a real word? It doesn;t come up on LJ spell check, but a lot of things don't.

English majors, want to clue me in?

Do me a big favor everybody. Say a prayer, or whatever the equivalent is in your religion, for my friend Chris Hoffmann. Last night I got a message from his younger brother that he is currently in the ICU with Malignant Hypertension. I just heard from my friend Jake that last night his blood pressure was returning to normal, but still, prayers ( Read more... )

It's warm out.

The sun is shining.

I don't need a coat

It's my birthday.

How cool is that?

Hot Damn!!!
Dear good good, you got 44
CHEATER!!! Ok, if you scored this high, you cheated. Hehe, just
kidding. Obviously, I have no idea if you cheated. But if you did,
shame on you. And if you didn't, I stand in complete awe. I'm not even
that good.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender ( Read more... )

I am currently having a celebratory Polish Sausage and a Coke. Not a Diet Coke, mind you. A real, sugar and caffeine filled Coca Cola. Why do that to your diet, John?, you might ask ( Read more... )

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and see what someone did with WAY to much time on their hands.

Not sure if this interests you, but I thought I'd post it anyway.