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Uhm... I've been laughing way too hard at how this translation came through... :)
If anyone cares to read it, below the cut is the same story, translated from Spanish. It's pretty bad... :)
Deep in the forest was a house where three bears lived: A bear of Mamma, a bear of Dad, and a bear of baby. The was a small man mono, only high knee to a saltamontes. A day, bear of Dad he said al bear of Mamma, "he Does us some porridge." So, she did them some cream of wheat, but was too much hot. They decided to go for a caminata in the forest while the porridge was chilled. While they were went to walk in the forest, a small girl came. Her name was Goldilocks, and she had been walking in the forest, but she had lost her way. She had been walking every night! She sought a handout when she was found with the house of the three bears. She rose to the house and he struck in the door, but nobody answered because nobody was there, so she he pushed he opens the door.
There in the board he was the three tazones of porridge. She tried to eat porridge of bear of Dad, but he was too much hot. She tried to eat porridge of bear of Mamma, but was too much cold. She tried to eat porridge of bear of baby and he was barely correct, so she downed the taz�n entire. After she had just to eat, she wanted to be sited down. She sited down in the Dad bear chair, but he was too much hard. She sited down in the chair of bear of Mamma, but he was too much smooth. She sited down in the baby bear chair and he undid! There was the pedacitos little diminutos for all parts the floor. She had a fund magullado, not to mention slivers in her extreme.
Goldilocks he raised and he was brushed far away, then he said, "I am durmiente, I am so durmiente!" So she went up. She sited down in the Dad bear bed but he was too much hard. She sited down in the bed of bear of Mamma but he was too much smooth. She sited down in the baby bear bed and he was barely correct, so she he slept. Well, while she slept, the three bears came home. You know where had been they -good! The bear of the dad said, "Someone has he went to eat my porridge!" The bear of Mamma said, "Someone has he went to eat MY porridge!" The bear of the baby said, "Someone has he went to eat my porridge, and they ate the taz�n entire!"
In this version shortened of the story, the three bears the ronquidos ears, so they all ran up. The bear of the baby said, "there is a piles down my covers!" Goldilocks awoke and saw the three bears. She was so he frightened that she wet her pants. She jumped went the window, slid downward the drainpipe, and collided with the forest, never to be seen again. The moraleja al story is, if you will take a caminata in the forest, be sure to close its house.
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Like I say, I have curious sunturns about using this program for business use... :)
A.C.
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If anyone cares to read it, below the cut is the same story, translated from Spanish. It's pretty bad... :)
Deep in the forest was a house where three bears lived: A bear of Mamma, a bear of Dad, and a bear of baby. The was a small man mono, only high knee to a saltamontes. A day, bear of Dad he said al bear of Mamma, "he Does us some porridge." So, she did them some cream of wheat, but was too much hot. They decided to go for a caminata in the forest while the porridge was chilled. While they were went to walk in the forest, a small girl came. Her name was Goldilocks, and she had been walking in the forest, but she had lost her way. She had been walking every night! She sought a handout when she was found with the house of the three bears. She rose to the house and he struck in the door, but nobody answered because nobody was there, so she he pushed he opens the door.
There in the board he was the three tazones of porridge. She tried to eat porridge of bear of Dad, but he was too much hot. She tried to eat porridge of bear of Mamma, but was too much cold. She tried to eat porridge of bear of baby and he was barely correct, so she downed the taz�n entire. After she had just to eat, she wanted to be sited down. She sited down in the Dad bear chair, but he was too much hard. She sited down in the chair of bear of Mamma, but he was too much smooth. She sited down in the baby bear chair and he undid! There was the pedacitos little diminutos for all parts the floor. She had a fund magullado, not to mention slivers in her extreme.
Goldilocks he raised and he was brushed far away, then he said, "I am durmiente, I am so durmiente!" So she went up. She sited down in the Dad bear bed but he was too much hard. She sited down in the bed of bear of Mamma but he was too much smooth. She sited down in the baby bear bed and he was barely correct, so she he slept. Well, while she slept, the three bears came home. You know where had been they -good! The bear of the dad said, "Someone has he went to eat my porridge!" The bear of Mamma said, "Someone has he went to eat MY porridge!" The bear of the baby said, "Someone has he went to eat my porridge, and they ate the taz�n entire!"
In this version shortened of the story, the three bears the ronquidos ears, so they all ran up. The bear of the baby said, "there is a piles down my covers!" Goldilocks awoke and saw the three bears. She was so he frightened that she wet her pants. She jumped went the window, slid downward the drainpipe, and collided with the forest, never to be seen again. The moraleja al story is, if you will take a caminata in the forest, be sure to close its house.
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Like I say, I have curious sunturns about using this program for business use... :)
A.C.
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