10 AM
Hey there, Andy! It's me. Andy. And it's day three. If this is a dream... man, longest dream ever. Whatever's going on, I'm just going to roll with the punches for now. It's like, those horror movies where the skeptical guy always dies first? So not going to be me.
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1:21 PM
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Worst thing about this place so far, two words: Job Search. [ He pauses for a moment. ] No, worst thing was Cornell not remembering I even went there. How messed up is that? Second worst thing -- oh, Erin isn't here. I really miss her. Not seeing her every day at work feels kind of like someone is slamming my heart in a car door really, really hard.
[ Another pause. ]
Third worst thing: Job Search.