CONTACT
( To the very well-known tune of Lady Gaga and Beyonce's Telephone. Only it's Andy singing it, and it's entirely a capella. )
"Hello, hello, baaa-aaaby, you called, I cannot hear a thi-ing. I don't have a moment to pick up, you see, seeeeeeee... luh-luh-leave a message with your name and what you want... ~ sorry, I will call you back, I'm kind of busy.♩
Helllllo, you've reached the phone of Andrew Bernard! I can't pick up right now, please leave your name and a message and I will return your call ASAP. You sa-y goodbye and I-IIIII say hello."
[ BEEP ]
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