no, see, THEIR version goes "dun-dun-dun-dundunDUN-dun"... and MY version goes...

[acalculatedname]

Comments

[acalculatedname]

Glad you enjoyed. One of those things that I was dreading doing from the moment I decided to do it, then actually enjoyed while I was doing it. Your ending worked pretty well in both places, I think.

[porn_this_way]

LMAO what! You are UNHINGED. In a good way though! This is such a kickass take on the prompt.

[acalculatedname]

See, I thought it was a pretty obvious take on the prompt, and the only possible way to connect nine eight dots like this was to write early in the morning before coffee and/or rationality had set in.

I took special care with yours. Oh, did I ever. How many lines dedicated to justifying "stiff, gross, and red"?

(fourth edit because I can't get this to come out right so whatever. MORE COFFEE)

[porn_this_way]

I AM REPLYING TO THIS SO YOU CAN'T EDIT IT ANY MORE. Ha, pwned!! :P

[anyonesghost]

Ha!
My favorite part was the part I wrote. But then, Maggie already knew that.

[acalculatedname]

She totally did.

I took particular delight in pivoting the whole thing around your intentionally-misused(-by-me) "conclusion is obvious" line, but yeah, I'm weird like that.

[alien_writings]

I LOVED this crack-tacular take on the prompt! :D

[acalculatedname]

Why is everyone so fond of using "crack" as an adjective with this one? I was blazed out of my mind, maaaaybe, but crack is wack.

[acalculatedname]

...and I can tell you crack is wack because I spent the morning waiting for the UPS driver to get his ass here and watching old "very special episodes" of Diff'rent Strokes on Youtube.

[kathrynrose]

I recognized HSV's part first, because that's pretty much a whole paragraph lifted, and I was all, "Wait. What?" And then I remembered one of the topics was plagiarize. ::smacks forehead::

Also poop on everyone who didn't point out to me superpower should have been one word.

[acalculatedname]

Aww, pal, I was just messin' with you. It works both ways. :)

[favoritebean]

Also poop on everyone who didn't point out to me superpower should have been one word.

I've read it both ways, and didn't really think you were making a grammatical error. Smack my forehead while you're at it.

[acalculatedname]

Seriously, y'all. Not a big deal.

Gosh, I revive a little of an old lighthearted-LJI-snark personality and it actually hurts feelings this time. :(