[IC] PRE-INTRO

[acceleratederp]

[It's such a nice night, isn't it? I mean, it sure looks like nothing strange is going to happen.

. . . Except that someone is falling from the sky. Like this dude right here.

WHAT DO YOU DO?]

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[nosenolimits]

[WELL I WAS SULKING]

[LIKE SO: SULK SULK SULK SULK SULK]

[acceleratederp]

[WELL I'M GONNA CRASH YOUR SULK PARTY TO FALL ON YOU]

[nosenolimits]

[WHY CAN'T YOU EVER LAND PROPERLY YOU BASTARD]

Whwow

[acceleratederp]

[BECAUSE THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY OF MY LIFE . . .]

Wh-What?

[nosenolimits]

... Watch where you--

[nosenolimits]

.............................

[nosenolimits]

... Joe?

[nosenolimits]

Joe--

[nosenolimits]

Joe... it's you, right?

[acceleratederp]

--Jet?

Of course it's me. Who else would I be?

[nosenolimits]

[WHERE DO I PUT MY HANDS OH GOD WHERE DO MY HANDS GO hands go on Joe's shoulders yes that's where they belong]

Joe... it's really you.

[acceleratederp]

[DOESN'T MIND THAT] I told you it was me.

But where are we, Jet? We were falling . . .

[nosenolimits]

[BUT WILL YOU MIND BEING HUGGED?]

Joe--damnit, Joe!

[acceleratederp]

[WELL I WILL BE CONFUSED BECAUSE I LANDED ON YOU AND WE'RE PROBABLY STILL ON THE FLOOR]

Jet? What is it? You're worrying me.

[nosenolimits]

[yeah shut up can't talk too busy holding you and getting my wet, drippy feelings all over you]

Goddamnit, fuck. Damnit!

[NOT LETTING GO!!]

[acceleratederp]

[. . . are you crying on me]

We didn't make it, did we?