Hey, I have new glasses! Unfortunately they look kind of gay, and even worse, somewhat emo. But I guess being able to see again is pretty cool and they were a lot cheaper than LensCrafters' $300 glasses. Yeah Wal-Mart ( Read more... )

I guess at some point in their lives everyone asks the big question: Does God exist? ( Read more... )

Parents Television Organization has to be the gayest sight this side of Gay Anal. (I don't know if that's really a website or not, and I don't really want to find out, so click at your own risk). These are the people who initiate most of the complaints to the FCC. They claim to be for personal responsibility, but they claim the only " ( Read more... )

I was going to post some quizes or some other bullshit, but I realized that was just a waste of time. I figure if I'm gonna waste time I may as well just write in this journal thing. Yeah, I know, this is probably my 5th update in the last week or something, but I get bored. Oh, and for the record, Peter Griffin is the Family Guy Character I ( Read more... )

WARNING: SURVEY AHEAD
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Weird thing happened today ( Read more... )

Hey kiddies, how are you? Guess what... I'm drunk! I've been that way 6 of the last 8 nights. Instead of posting about how miserable/ecstatic I am (yes, you can be both at the same time when you're drunk) I figured I'd explore the roots of my alcoholism; I'd answer the question on everyone's lips: why am I drunk right now? There are a variety ( Read more... )

Hey, its the middle of the afternoon. Ya know what? I'm fucking wasted. Yeah I'm an alcoholic. Fuck you all. I just wanna take a fucking gun and shoot myself in the head. Good fucking times. I really have no friends anymore; at least not more than would fit on one hand. Being back in school gives me people to talk to who I can pretend give ( Read more... )

Here's my mandatory "year in review" post. Its appropriate that I'm drunk because that typifies my year. I'll do this month by unchanging month. I guess January would be as good a place to start as any. I wonder how we got our arbitrary traditions. Anyway, here we go. Sorry in advance for any (un)selective amnesia. Did I mention I'm a piece ( Read more... )

Its a little after 5 in the afternoon so the flow of presents has started to subside. I guess I should list the highlights because that's what Live Journal's for. I got 2 AFI t-shirts (with the East Bay Hardcore logo!), a Social D t-shirt, Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD's, Arrested Development Season 1, Family Guy shot glasses, Nirvana box set, ( Read more... )