stop stalking me. it's fucking annoying.

My email account and login was deleted when they took me off the payroll at Keystone ... which I was kind of bummed about for a minute when I started working again ... except that now I have the perfect excuse for not knowing what's going on.

"No, I didn't get that memo."

:)

I really hate it when people think they know me, when they obviously don't. They start to make assumptions about what I'm doing, and for some reason that just pisses me off to no end.

attn: the doctor's office

when i said that you could draw blood, i didn't mean all of it.

thanks.

Well, it's officially spring ...

The first self-tanner accident of the year has occurred.

Every year, on the first Sunday after the first full moon of spring, I learn "if you eat half a pound of jelly beans, you will get a stomach ache."

I then promptly forget this.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

no seriously. this is still the best thing ever.

Robot Insurance

EVER.

And even though you hate me, I know you think it's the best thing ever too.

I should really be working on my paper. Rather, my part of a group paper. I don't know what it's on, other than Walmart (because I drew it out of a hat) and marketing (because the class is MKT 310). Instead! I have been procrastinating like a champ. Such varied things as ( Read more... )

Pictures of the trip to Spain can be seen here. I've been too sick to get to Walgreens to get mine developed, but Linda's are pretty much the same thing ( Read more... )