If Ronon wrote an more extensive (and omnipresent) report, I think it would go something like
"Michael and his hybrids came. We knew this would happen because he stole the jumper. Woolsey didn't care when we told him that.
Teyla was strong and awesome.
I'm getting kind of tired of being the one who has to retake the city/ship/whatever. But Banks can fight. The help was good.
Woolsey is getting braver. But, it's Woolsey, so. . .
Michael beat me. I didn't like that.
John and Michael fought on a tower. It kind of reminded me of Darth Vader and Luke fighting at the end of Empire Strikes Back. (Because I totally think John and Rodney have gotten Ronon hooked on Star Wars.)
Then Teyla came and finished Michael off. He should really be dead now. (And did she remind anyone else of a kind of archetypal goddess of vengeance?)
Oh, and John and Rodney like to race toy cars. Because they're children. But that's OK."