text; Jane's Magical Virus Research (v.2)

[accidents]

Based on past viruses (that I know about):+ A virus doesn't happen in the first week of the month. The earliest date for a virus is the 12th of the month

Comments

[jack_kelso]

That is impressively organised.

[accidents]

Thank you.

[jack_kelso]

So these things really do happen all the time?

[accidents]

They do. Bi-monthly.

[fruitfultempo]

Can I have permission to share these when I do virus support group posts? I probably should've asked last time, sorry about that.

And I don't know if pirates will work as well as the party did, unfortunately.

[accidents]

Of course, Charles. Use them all you want.

Unfortunately.

[fruitfultempo]

Thank you, Jane.

No harm in trying to find out, is there?

[accidents]

You're welcome. I'm happy to help in any way.

You'd actually go along with that one?

[archicheck]

Where exactly did the pirate idea come from?

[accidents]

I don't know. I noticed the little group is growing and I thought "A 1700s sky must be incredible"

[archicheck]

That's probably really true. I'm sure Jack would be up for a group to drop by if you asked.

[accidents]

Which one is Jack?

[peoplesprincess]

There aren't really that many pirates, are there?

[accidents]

I counted four? Or two pirates and two that live with pirates?

[peoplesprincess]

Interesting. I'd just noticed the two. ... Not including the people who want to be pirates.

Either way, though, this is an impressive chart.

[accidents]

There's the obvious one that talks a lot. The one with the monkey. The one that grew a beard. And then I think Orlando Bloom is in on it too. ...There's people that want to be pirates?

Thank you. I figured it might be helpful.

[hammertimes]

You should not try to play fate, Jane Foster.

[accidents]

I don't really believe in fate.

[hammertimes]

Then how would you explain all of this? That we were not destined to eventually meet?

[accidents]

You think we were destined to meet? [ dhighighg o-oh ]