text; Jane's Magical Virus Research (v.6)

[accidents]

Based on past viruses that I know about:
+ A virus doesn't happen in the first week of the month. The earliest known date for a virus is the 10th of the month.
+ There's always one between the 18th and the 29th.
+ There's approximately 2 viruses per month. One long and one short.
+ The long virus usually happens towards the end of the month and

Comments

[candace_flynn]

What is all this?

[yagyu_nasuti]

This is excellent!

Would you mind if I saved a copy for myself?

[accidents]

Not at all. Go ahead. I post it for people to use.

[kickgodsass]

Hi there! Yuri Nakamura.

How big is a big enough party? What do you think would happen if we started having parties every month? This is giving me a good idea to go against what the community expects.

[accidents]

I haven't counted exactly how many attended the last ones but I'd aim for 50 or more. If we stated having enough parties it might start squeezing viruses in between or perhaps it could give one during a party. It'd certainly be interesting to find out.

[kickgodsass]

Hmm. What about a Halloween party in February? I'd do one this month but it might be a little late to be effective that way. You should do something in January that'll draw the community's attention, Miss Scientist!

[accidents]

Can't you do one?

(action.)

[hammertimes]

[munching on two poptarts in a go. whatcha doin'???]

(action.)

[accidents]

[ idk my virus update real quick. ] --We still had some of those left?

(action.)

[hammertimes]

[not anymore.] At some point, I will require proper sustenance.

(action.) I'm hungry.

[accidents]

Right. I don't have much of that. We'll go to the diner.

[smilingtransfer]

Make sure to watch out for mistletoe.

[accidents]

Tell me we're not being forced to kiss people.

[smilingtransfer]

Not even I can predict future viruses. That being said, I wouldn't count it out.