Um, I'm really boring, so I just have cheese on mine and...nothing else. And what the shit is jalapenos?! And people put mustard on their pizza? Madness!
Jalapenos are the small yappy ankle-biting dogs of the pepper community. They register low on the Scoville heat index and provide just enough spice to make your pizza (although they're traditionally used in Mexican food) interesting, even though they think they're all mean and scary, which is cute.
It's becoming clear that I have not had my Ritalin today.
Mustard on pizza. An idea pioneered by my brilliant mad scientist genius friend Alana in 2001 whilst me and her were working at Pizza Hut. The system goes as follows:
thin crust, mustard instead of marinara sauce, chicken, green pepper, onion, and a light sprinkling of cheese; cut into tiny squares instead of pie shape.
Why the pie shape, I dunno, but it makes a difference. Although even without, it would still be fantastic.
I am very much a fan of taco pizza... cheese, sauce, meat, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, crushed tortilla chips and mild/hot sauce to top it all. mmmmmmmmm
Aww, no one put sardines on their pizza. I was going to pick it, but I've never had sardines on pizza, though I like 'em. Never had the opportunity, I guess.
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*recieves sekkrit, under-the-table, shady-dealings payments from Pizza Industry*
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Mustard on pizza. An idea pioneered by my brilliant mad scientist genius friend Alana in 2001 whilst me and her were working at Pizza Hut. The system goes as follows:
thin crust, mustard instead of marinara sauce, chicken, green pepper, onion, and a light sprinkling of cheese; cut into tiny squares instead of pie shape.
Why the pie shape, I dunno, but it makes a difference. Although even without, it would still be fantastic.
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Too chewy.
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