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So my family dragged me to Walmart with them the other day, and when we got there, we split up: my dad and my sister, and me and my mom. Blah, blah, we're getting groceries and shiz, and then while we're going down the laundry detergent aisle, we see this really dark Indian man and his little daughter. The guy starts staring at us, head turned and mouth open and everything. As soon as we walked past him, I muttered, "Ugh, gross." And my mom's like "Ha, the guy?" and I was like "Ew, yeah. Did you SEE the way he was looking?" We saw him several more times, and each time, he would literally be drooling or something. Then I left my mom to go to the cereal aisle, and I was there for awhile, then I went back to the dairy place, and the first thing my mom says is:
"Pinky, he gave me his number."
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What the FUCK?
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I simply turned around and walked away. I was so disappointed in her for even taking it. I eventually came back, of course, and my mom explained to me what happened. She said that he came up and said some shit about really liking her, and thinking she was really pretty and nice [how the hell would he know if shes nice, anyway?], and then he gave her his card. I said, "Wtf?! How GROSS. This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't left." Seriously, how nasty is THAT, yo. He knew she was married, seeing as how she had a full-grown daughter [me] with her and he was probably married too, since there was that little kid.
Anyway, so we found my dad and sis, and my mom told him what had happened and showed him the card, and hes like "What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?" and my mom tried to give it to me instead, but I was like "Don't bring that disgusting piece of shit near me. It has his germs on it." Ha, it was actually pretty funny though. I think my mom was just really happy that someone was interested in her, even though she's married and has kids and everything. How fun for her. Well, I'd be happy if it was me and I was 37 and married and had two kids...
K, this was long enough. Hope it was entertaining :D
Lucinda
Edit: Sari! Look at my V-Z icon!!!!! Yayyy. Do pal ruka khwaabo ka caravan...aur phir chal diye tum kaha hum kaha? How ROMANTIC. *Swoons*
Oh yeah, have you seen the new promos for Kaal? John Abraham AND Shahrukh Khan!!!! BOTH of my fave actors! Eeeee, and both look so effing HOTTTTT too. But they've always been the two hottest anyway ;P. Oh yeah, Vivek's okay too, I just like his hair.
"Pinky, he gave me his number."
..................
What the FUCK?
..................
I simply turned around and walked away. I was so disappointed in her for even taking it. I eventually came back, of course, and my mom explained to me what happened. She said that he came up and said some shit about really liking her, and thinking she was really pretty and nice [how the hell would he know if shes nice, anyway?], and then he gave her his card. I said, "Wtf?! How GROSS. This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't left." Seriously, how nasty is THAT, yo. He knew she was married, seeing as how she had a full-grown daughter [me] with her and he was probably married too, since there was that little kid.
Anyway, so we found my dad and sis, and my mom told him what had happened and showed him the card, and hes like "What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?" and my mom tried to give it to me instead, but I was like "Don't bring that disgusting piece of shit near me. It has his germs on it." Ha, it was actually pretty funny though. I think my mom was just really happy that someone was interested in her, even though she's married and has kids and everything. How fun for her. Well, I'd be happy if it was me and I was 37 and married and had two kids...
K, this was long enough. Hope it was entertaining :D
Lucinda
Edit: Sari! Look at my V-Z icon!!!!! Yayyy. Do pal ruka khwaabo ka caravan...aur phir chal diye tum kaha hum kaha? How ROMANTIC. *Swoons*
Oh yeah, have you seen the new promos for Kaal? John Abraham AND Shahrukh Khan!!!! BOTH of my fave actors! Eeeee, and both look so effing HOTTTTT too. But they've always been the two hottest anyway ;P. Oh yeah, Vivek's okay too, I just like his hair.