Techno sucks

[aceface65]

I was in Treats today (a coffee shop at York) when I heard some rap/techno song that I've heard every time an ad for Hitch (the new Will Smith movie) came on TV. You all know the song: It repeats the same shrill, obnoxious, unoriginal riff for 6 minutes, and occasionally someone raps over it, but it's barely audible. It's not even rap that I hate.

Comments

[timpano]

You are the fucking king for that post man.
Techno is about as interesting as watching flies fuck.

The worst part is that anyone can download a fucking
fruity loops program or something in about 6 seconds
and all of a sudden they're a fucking record producer.

[aceface65]

Precicely! Like, in my digital media class we work with this MIDI program and almost everyone makes these fucking techno songs! They're really terrible. But you have to figure, we've been using the program for a total of like 4 months and already we have enough knowledge to make techno songs that sound the same as any of the garbage you hear in a club.
Of course, I try to make my assignments sound as un-techno-y as possible because techno sucks.

[timpano]

You gotta play me some of *your* MIDI stuff man.
I have a feeling it's probably very interesting.

[bryancheron]

Ooooh, then maybe you can make those MIDI files your ring tone on your cell and annoy people to death like those stupid fucking teeny boppers walking through the mall with their wannabe malibu Barbi friends and their spandex shirts even though they have no tits all the while talking about the latest rainbow party they attended.
I hate them so much.