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Jul 15, 2009 23:16

Dis is outrageous! Gambit ain't dat sorta man! Low-down, disgustin', somet'ing he would not do! All dese tabloids do is spread lies!

[There's a fizzling sound, and then a muted explosion. It's followed by a sudden, rather intent -]

I would nevah have sex wit' anybody in de kitchen. Do you have any idea how germy dat is? Kitchen is for cookin', ( Read more... )

sheik's on his level, my spices!, pagin' the ragin' cajun, tabloids

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acegumbo July 16 2009, 07:59:10 UTC
Tabloids, petit.

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acegumbo July 16 2009, 09:25:06 UTC
Entertaining lies, mais oui.

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timid_werewolf July 16 2009, 00:42:42 UTC
Hey! Relax! It's just a bunch of lies!

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acegumbo July 16 2009, 07:59:45 UTC
Aaron! You're a chef, you'd understand! It's unprofessional!

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timid_werewolf July 16 2009, 14:01:36 UTC
Well, I would never mess around in the kitchen. That is kinda gross...

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acegumbo July 16 2009, 17:34:38 UTC
Any other room in the house? I don't care. Kitchen? Off limits.

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dragon_savior July 16 2009, 03:10:24 UTC
Sheesh... Who would think someone would do that on a kitchen table?!

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acegumbo July 16 2009, 08:00:03 UTC
You prepare food there!

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dragon_savior July 16 2009, 17:20:56 UTC
Exactly.

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acegumbo July 16 2009, 17:38:05 UTC
Be a funny story if it wasn't so gross.

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hydrotechnicks July 16 2009, 09:16:42 UTC
I thought that was you! Hey, no shame in it.

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[ Audio ]['Cause this just isn't effective without the accent 8D) acegumbo July 16 2009, 09:27:02 UTC
No shame? No shame? Plenty of shame! You do not get down an' dirty in de kitchen, mon ami! It is a disgrace! You keep de kitchen clean, so clean you could eat offa it! Kitchen, she be for cookin'! Anyt'ing else is just - it's just not right, bra.

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[ Audio ] totally. XD hydrotechnicks July 16 2009, 09:29:00 UTC
No shame!

Oh, come off it~. That's what a kitchen is for; making a mess. You can always clean it up.

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[ Audio ] acegumbo July 16 2009, 10:11:52 UTC
A kitchen is for cookin'! Not for makin' no mess!

Yehrum, podna*?

[*Do you hear/understand me, guy?]

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[Voice] theeyeoftruth July 16 2009, 10:23:28 UTC
If you know the ridiculousness of it, why be offended by the implication that your kitchen would be somehow unclean?

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Re: [Voice] acegumbo July 16 2009, 17:36:05 UTC
It's de implication, bra! Makes me wanna scrub down my kitchen.

Which we be happenin' to share.

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[Voice] theeyeoftruth July 16 2009, 17:38:49 UTC
I had noticed.

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[Voice] acegumbo July 16 2009, 17:44:33 UTC
... Have you fellas eva cleaned in here befo'?

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