even a cowboy's gotta set down his hat one day

[acehighmarshall]

Some folks've been wonderin' what I've been up to, asides from superintending the saloon. Normally I'd avoid the dirt, but hell, a man can only go so far with his secrets

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[fragrant_coffee]

WHAT!

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[fragrant_coffee]

...Well, I suppose it's time someone gave her a baby.

[acehighmarshall]

She's already got one, still -- she's 23 years old and a scientist.

[fragrant_coffee]

Don't you want a girl to whom you could give a pony, Tex?

I know you do.

[wrightswrongs]

...Am I invited?

[acehighmarshall]

Sure are. Didn't know you were into weddings.

[wrightswrongs]

Sure am. Get a little teary-eyed each time.

[acehighmarshall]

...How many weddings have you attended, exactly?

[lunar_skye]

You're comparing all of this to you doing what in Dubois?

[acehighmarshall]

Didn't I tell you about the time I did that?

[lunar_skye]

No. ... Go on, tell me how they're comparable.

[acehighmarshall]

Well, I slipped on a pair of clean rubber gloves, lubricated my arms real good, stuck 'em in and felt around for the leg and pulled like a machine.

Same difference for humans, right?

[duck_gimshoe]

Well, whadya know? I'm sure happy for you, pal! After all, we ain't getting any younger.

All the best to you and Ms. Skye!

[acehighmarshall]

You can say that again. You planning on settlin' down anytime soon?

[duck_gimshoe]

...

[duck_gimshoe]

Huh. I guess it'd be nice, but I don't really know, pal. I've never delivered a baby cow before... I'm afraid I might accidentally break it, let alone a tiny human one.

[walk_the_wock]

Did you just call your woman a cow? Harsh, yo.

[acehighmarshall]

Don't you know? You're free to do that once you get engaged.

[lunar_skye]

One day soon you're going to guess wrong on how good of a mood I'm in, cowboy.

[acehighmarshall]

Maybe it's better that you don't get pregnant after all...