Rusty Gust re-opening

[acehighmarshall]

Well folks, put down your wood flickers 'cause the long stretch is over: renovations are done with! The Rusty Gust's all fired up and ready to go back to business as a whole nother beast.

Cut a figure and cool your heels at The Rusty Gust Saloon & Grill, opening the first of September. That's right -- the Gust's now for fillin' up on the finest

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[lunar_skye]

Mr. Marshall, in this house we clean up after ourselves. Do you know how many of your hairs I've had to clean out of the bathtub and sweep from the washroom floor just now? There was an ungodly amount of them lying in the sink and on the counter, too.

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[acehighmarshall]

Hang on a minute there. How do you know they ain't shed from your rind?

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[lunar_skye]

Because, cowboy, one of us makes sure to leave the washroom in a pristine, dry condition before vacating it.

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[acehighmarshall]

Hey, I seen you leave bits of toothpaste in the sink, and I've been greeted by your long strands snoozing in the tub more than a few times. I don't pay no mind, though; they add presence.

But onto the issue at hand -- you're forgettin' what we did in there last night.

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[lunar_skye]

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[lunar_skye]

Hmph. One does not simply 'forget' something like that.

I'll admit to the fact that I lacked the motivation to clean up immediately after yesterday evening. However, the washroom was definitely not in this bad a state when we left it.

You really haven't been in there since yesterday night?

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[acehighmarshall]

You're damned right they don't. You're welcome.

I was at the Gust pretty much all day -- you know that. How do you remember exactly what sort of state we left the bathroom in, anyhow? Your mind was on something else. So was your mouth.

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[lunar_skye]

In order to go to the Gust you'd have to get ready for work. Don't think I don't know the effort it takes to achieve that rugged cowboy look.

And that was only after we'd reached the bed. ... Or when we stopped on the way there. Regardless, I certainly am able to think of more than one thing at a time, even if you are a terrible distraction.

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[acehighmarshall]

All I had time for this morning was washing my face and brushing my teeth. Woke up later than I intended since something kept me up.

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[lunar_skye]

Something indeed.

...Very well. As I was still sleeping at the time, I suppose that I lack any substantial evidence to corroborate my claim.

However, the reason I brought up all of this still stands. And let's not get into the issue of the toilet seat, hmm?

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[acehighmarshall]

Takes more effort to lift it than it does to close it.

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[lunar_skye]

You can do all of your business with the seat down; you choose to raise it and thus the onus is on you to lower it after each time.

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[acehighmarshall]

ALL of them? You serious?

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[lunar_skye]

Yes.

...Unless you're doing something with that toilet water that I'm unaware of?

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[acehighmarshall]

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[acehighmarshall]

Like making prison-style hooch? Is that what you mean?