So it seems after a few interesting conversations with family members and friends that part of my new career move is going to become a male stripper.

I have some work to do.

Watch this space

Goddamn I fucking hate people who pay with plastic in the fast line.

Go fuck yourselves.

Goddamn its fucking hot here, it got to like 27 degrees C today...thats like over 80F!

Time to arrange that Finland trip I reckon

They're gonna make us wait until January 2010 to see the final Lost season? Assholes!

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Sorry for the lack of updates, been getting on with a few things down here.

Why didn't anyone tell me that having a life would reduce my free time so much? Assholes.

By the way, you all need to check out Susan Boyles unbelievable performance on Britains Got Talent: http://www.

It isn't real.

The more you want to believe it is, the less of a person you are.

I had the most fucked up dream the other night. I was in hell

Literally HELLI can't remember alot, it was very damn vivid. There was alot of red, alot of fire, alot of magma and alot of heat. The ground was ashy black rock, like the cooled lava after a recent volcano eruption, you know what I mean. The ground was really hot and it burned my feet, ( Read more... )

You know what I hate more than consiracy theory nutjobs? RELIGIOUS conspiracy theory nutjobs ( Read more... )

EYES!

EYES EVERYWHERE!