Monkey Madness

[acemcgaven]

I have taken what I feel to be a bold step in the right direction, here in Cambodia. I am the kind of man who acts on his dreams, and knows exactly what he wants. What I want is a monkey. To this end, I contracted my friend Kahn to steal a baby one for me, which I will keep leashed at all times (to prevent monkey business) or chained to a pole

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[acemcgaven]

No. I want to like my monkey.