A Man and his Monkey

[acemcgaven]

Let me tell you about my monkey. My monkey is named Archimedes Sexcopter Saxby the first. My monkey enjoys climbing, food, and sitting on my shoulder. My monkey makes strange, adorable sounds and plays with my earring. My monkey hates dogs, but likes to pee on my back. My monkey goes nuts around new people, scrambling over furniture and scrabbling

Comments

[silvan81]

When will I see your monkey?... I've always wanted to pet one.

[acemcgaven]

I have now exposed my monkey.

[looll]

This morning, when Steven and I went out for a coffee, I let him run ahead like a dog on a leash, and chase some local kids to his (and their) absolute delight.

I thoroughly enjoy this sentence. I thoroughly enjoy chasing those bitch kids.

[acemcgaven]

I thoroughly enjoyed chasing those little fuckers. Archimedes is just cool.