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acerbitydivine

dunanana dunanana JESUS!

Aug 06, 2005 23:09

Ok. So i was reading the children's bible to the girls today... and there was a picture of Jesus, with a cape on. He looked like... a super hero. Now, I got to thinking, what if Jesus was a super hero? You know. Like Batman. He's already got his informer i mean shit, who needs a computer when you have the voice of god and are already ( Read more... )

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lawngnome38 August 8 2005, 22:56:41 UTC

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lawngnome38 August 8 2005, 23:08:35 UTC

of course, this comic, Jesusman, wouldn't last very long. The first story arc would consist of his origin story, you know, being born the Son of God, and it'd be lambasted by online fans and store owners as nothing but "another mutant story". Beyond that, as the arc built, and he started exibiting his powers, and people would get bored, wondering what the heck this guy couldn't do. I mean, it's like he's got the power of a god or something. Than, once we finally get introduced to his main antagonist (way late in the series, I might add.... no good story introduces the bad guy this late..... it's just suicide), people just wont believe this character could ever be thwarted by two crossed pieces of timber. I mean, come on! And than they actually let the bad guy win. So, the protagonist is dead. And than... he simply comes back. No explination, he's just back. And he doesn't even go for the revenge! Instead, he takes his agression out on the veil in the JEWISH temple! Anti-semetic comic anyone? Yes, this would be the worst comic in ( ... )