○ 02: bu-DUM

[acertifieduser]

[AUDIO: Eddie sounds like he might be fatigued or hung over.]

Why the fuck is there a shark in the level five common room?

[ooc; Still on hiatus, but around most of today/tonight and then back June 1. Please note, there is a shark. Eddie is not lying.]

Comments

[failed_bluff]

'Cause some off his rocker nutjob asked for it and the Admiral thought it'd be worth deliverin'.

The Admiral delivered a goddamn shark, and he takes his sweet time when it comes to important things like my goddamn cigarettes. Fucking crazy, man.

[acertifieduser]

I wonder if he'd give us another shark or something if we asked.

[Private.]
Maybe you're just asking the wrong person. I hear he's more likely to fill requests when they come from the wardens.

[acertifieduser]

Named after Warren White, I'm guessing.

[acertifieduser]

Some kind of sappy memorial thing?

[strangehstorian]

That's a shark? I thought it was just a large fish...

[Cookiecutter sharks do look like fish, give her a break :C]

[acertifieduser]

No, that's definitely a fucking shark. [A laugh.]