The Legend of Leather Skin

[acethepoet]

Ok, so once when I was a kid, there was this woman who we called Leather Skin because she tanned so much. She always wore these hideous white short shorts, likely to accentuate her tanned legs. Her hair was that wonderful 80’s bleach blonde colour, where it’s kind of frizzy and curly and piled on top of your head, and reminds you of a banana or

Comments

[sweetheartscene]

This was so funny to read :) you're a talented writer! I know how much better a tan can make you feel but aside from leather skin implications they are so bad for you! Could you not just fake tan?

[acethepoet]

I could...

But that's like saying to an alcoholic, "couldn't you just drink ginger ale instead?"

haha

Thanks for reading!