Took survery from Naazia.
If I were a month I would be: July or August, I'd be vacation month.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 11pm
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: sea turtle
If I were a direction I would be: West, just cuz.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bed, duh.
If I were a sin I would be: sloth
If I were a liquid I would be: rum :D
If I were a tree, I would be: One of those neat spikey trees.
If I were a tool, I would be: I dunno... is a flashlight a tool?
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: che, I'd totally be a rose. Ahem. I'd be a fern or something.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: kinda mild with a slight chance of rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a triangle.
If I were an animal, I would be: a sloth, or a cat. Or whatever else sleeps for like 20 hours a day.
If I were an emotion, I would be: slightly confused.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a carrot.
If I were an element, I would be: ummm... carbon.
If I were a car, I would be: a Volkswagon.
If I were a song, I would be: 'Waltz' by Suneohair. Or 'Leave me alone' by someone I can't remember.
If I were a food, I would be: cheesecake, or a pickle.
If I were a place, I would be: Vancouver or Victoria. Or somewhere along the west coast.
If I were a material, I would be: Cotten. Maybe a mix cotten and something.
If I were a taste, I would be: sour.
If I were a scent, I would be: warm apple scented.
If I were a word, I would be: Lazy. Yes with the capital.
If I were a body part I would be: the spleen.
If I were a facial expression I would be: a glare implying 'wtf is wrong with you'.
If I were a subject in school I would be: lunch.
If I were a shape I would be: a circle.
If I were a number I would be: 8.5
If I were a fruit I would be: a peach.