six beads - six eyes - six underwater condominium salesmen
Cumberland wasn't always as disoriented as he found himself that afternoon. His ears were ringing and his fingers felt over inflated. He couldn't quite stop coughing, and although it may have been his imagation, he was certain of his being followed. What made this afternoon the most strange, however, was that he kept seeing pieces of fruit. First a
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Congrats on the completion of the icky test.
I have a joke for you. It's offensive, which is most of why I like it. But I can't really tell it right, but Daniel told it to me. So imagine Daniel...
Daniel: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You: How many?
Daniel: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to suck my cock.
I can call you a cab... AND I'LL CALL YOU A COCKSUCKER!!!
errr... yes.
many hearts<3
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