in fear of missing the bus, i ran to the bus stop. it was raining so i had my umbrella out in front of me to catch the rain. but because i couldn't see past the umbrella i ran into a tree and got whipped by this bushy branch and was soaked as;/ anyway the bus was late ( Read more... )

sometimes i have the strongest sense of de ja vu i swear i'm living my life backwards.

why do we need separate poo and pee chutes? i think we should have the one hole for both jobs. efficiency

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BEFORE
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i just shat the creamiest poo. the moistness reminded me of the mcdonalds' 30 cent soft cone. i think the 30 cent cone is the only item on the mcdonalds menu where the price reflects the quality of the food. and coincidentally resembles my poo ( Read more... )

i've just finished watching all 51 episodes of full metal alchemist.... consecutively@D@;;;;;. so now i need to eat and sleep. who says litterboxes are only for cats? or i could start watching naruto, i've still got a good week left in me before i pass out ( Read more... )

is it normal to like the smell of your own farts?

I didn't write the beethimen, even though he wrote me >:O
Because instead I was looking at this picture. :D~~~

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u know what sux ( Read more... )

bebe and i have been tripping on magic mushrooms. (shroomy friends ( Read more... )