oh walker! (true facts about chuck norris)

[acidblue]

1. if you ask chuck norris what time it is, he always says, "two seconds till..." after you ask, "two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face

Comments

[mstrpeter]

I've never been a chuck norris fan... so I substituted chuck norris for the guy in kung pow..... very funny

chuck norris is not amused..

[acidblue]

Re: chuck norris is not amused..

[nonexistantboy]

Chuck Norris is so cool, he can tuck his shirt in AND leave it unbuttoned. Bad-ass.

Re: chuck norris is not amused..

[acidblue]

one time mr. t punched chuck norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked mr.t in the chest. the result was the 1980's.

[sweetprisonsex]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFL
*dies*

Holy Chuck Norris

[litlady]

#2, #11, & #13 are my favorites.

If I were Chuck Norris.. I'd totally masterbate to pictures of myself.