Public Service Announcement
If you are sexually active, be goddamn careful with your chosen form of birth control.
It appears I may have struck again. I ought to know in a week. My and my girlfriend's close friend. No, if she is pregnant it's not mine, however, I have come to believe over the last couple of years that I am some sort of fertility fairy. You probably don't want to think about my magic wand. In the last two years, I have something like 8 confirmed pregnancies and now 1 possible happening to people I either work with, or am close friends with.
Now, I'm not sure why this is. It's either because of my Catholicism (the only thing more fertile than a Catholic is an Irish Catholic), or because of my quote-unquote satyr side. All I know is, people around me get pregnant at a much higher rate than the population at large.
You have been warned.
It appears I may have struck again. I ought to know in a week. My and my girlfriend's close friend. No, if she is pregnant it's not mine, however, I have come to believe over the last couple of years that I am some sort of fertility fairy. You probably don't want to think about my magic wand. In the last two years, I have something like 8 confirmed pregnancies and now 1 possible happening to people I either work with, or am close friends with.
Now, I'm not sure why this is. It's either because of my Catholicism (the only thing more fertile than a Catholic is an Irish Catholic), or because of my quote-unquote satyr side. All I know is, people around me get pregnant at a much higher rate than the population at large.
You have been warned.