Writing meme

[acidpop25]

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story. Or however many I feel like. (Fandoms that are fair game: Hawaii Five-0, Avengers, Sherlock, HP, Inception, aaaaand... what the hell, also LOTR and White Collar.)

Also, I finally got an AO3!

Comments

[soldierly]

guuurl, that one where Peggy and Bucky and Steve had a threesome.

[acidpop25]

Oh man you're the best.

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"Barnes, what is that supposed to be, do you think that does anything for me?" Peggy says, pushing his hand where she wants it. He obliges her, looking both stunned and extremely turned-on by her bossiness, and Peggy lets out a pleased little moan and leans back into Steve, who is sitting behind her with his hands on her breasts while he kisses down her neck.

"Will you kiss him for me?" Peggy purrs, and both men stutter to a stop, breaths held. "Don't you want to?"

[soldierly]

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[acidpop25]

"Peggy-" Steve starts, but Bucky makes this sound, this kind of growly noise in his throat that stops Steve's thoughts in their tracks, hits him somewhere deep in his gut and makes him drag Bucky in without thinking about it. Just instinct. Bucky's free hand clutches at Steve's shoulder so hard that anyone else would bruise, and they all tumble back on the too-narrow cot with Peggy wedged between them as Bucky kisses back like he's starved for it. Then Peggy snakes a hand between them and curls gun-callused fingers around Steve's dick and strokes him until he has to break off and beg her. It's so much better than his own hand, and Bucky's eyes are hot with lust at the sight of them.

"I- I want," Steve whines, doesn't finish the sentence because he can't, because he wants everything and there's not enough time, not enough chances, not enough space, just not enough"Shh," Peggy murmurs, "let us." She throws Bucky a look and he gets with the program, gets his hand moving in counterpoint to hers and kisses her at the hollow of her throat

[soldierly]

Also that one where Tony found Tasha drunk the first time after Afghanistan.

[acidpop25]

Tony gets home late from some charity bullshit wondering where the hell his sister got to, anyway, because he can't remember seeing her for the latter half of the event. The house is mostly quiet but there's a faint sound of running water, so Tony follows it up to the bathroom, just to be sure.

The door is open, and Tasha is lying on the shower floor in the soaking wreck of a thousand dollar evening gown, crying her eyes out. Her whole body is shaking and heaving with it- he's never seen his sister cry like this, not even in when she thought she was going to die in a cave in the desert.

"Get out," Tasha begs him brokenly, slurring her words, "get out."

[soldierly]

augh Tasha. /curls up around them both

[shinysylver]

That one Loki messes in Tony and Steve's relationship. Because he's evil. (And sexy if you want to go there ;) )

[acidpop25]

Ooh god I've never written Loki before. Um. Okay, here you go:

"Mistletoe?" Tony demands. "Didn't you kill a guy with mistletoe once?"

Loki frowns. "That story has been greatly exaggerated. Why, do you feel left out?"

"No, no, just- I know you're a god of mischief or whatever, but it seems a little tame for a guy who tried to take over the earth."

"Unresolved sexual tension makes my head hurt," Loki replies dryly. "No need to thank me."

[shinysylver]

Lol. Even Loki knows the universe would be better off if Steve and Tony would just get it together! Thank you!

Also, you should totally look into writing more Loki...just a suggestion...a selfish, selfish, suggestion.

[acidpop25]

Loki is sick of them mooning after each other when they ought to be paying attention to supervillains. Such as him.

I have very little sense of his characterization, it would be a trainwreck.

[misswhy]

The one where Uncle Clint suddenly has to explain to the next generation of Starks that not /all/ dads are married to their brother-in-law too.

(oh god I want to spam you so bad. White Collar! Inception! Darcy!)

[acidpop25]

You can spam if you want, I'm not up to anything more exciting than painting my toenails. I'll get on this as soon as my coat is dry. :)

[acidpop25]

Clint considers, but he's pretty sure even he can't actually turn a bow on himself. It sounds preferable to trying to explain to little Olivia Stark why Natasha doesn't have a brother Clint is dating, though- seriously, the girl's got three parents, and nobody thought to explain how normal marriage works?

Well, given the three in question, maybe it's not that surprising. He pinches the bridge of his nose.

"What your parents have isn't a normal marriage, sweetie," he says as patiently as he can. It's not Liv's fault that her family is fucking insane. "Most people probably wouldn't like it, and the law doesn't recognize it. Most people only stay with one other person."

She crinkles her nose, puzzled. "But why? Love is wonderful so loving more people's gotta be better."

Clint is seriously not equipped to deal with this. "Go ask your dad."

[misswhy]

THANK YOU! Poor Clint :D

Olivia Stark would be /so/ kick-ass, breaking knee-caps, brains and hearts (and also being an incredible sweet girl, she /is/ Steve's daughter after all)!

I'm going to take you up on your permission to spam :D

[misswhy]

The one where Diana and Jones both have figured out that Neil's interfering with the Burke's marriage, but it's only when they confront Neil about it that they realize that it's not the same spouse they're concerned about Neil seducing.

[misswhy]

(yes, I have kink about OT3's large enough to be seen from space, how did you guess :D)

[acidpop25]

"Look, Caffrey, you've got to step off the boss' wife-"

"Wait, what?" Diana interrupts. "You think he's sneaking around with Elizabeth? Have you seen the way he and Peter look at each other?"

"Peter? Wait, but-"

"Uh, guys," Neal interjects sheepishly. "You're both right, and they both know about it, so can we cut the intervention short?"

[misswhy]

Thank you! Now I'm off to watch White Collar again :D