It's Too Early/Late To Be Awake, But Here I Am

[acidqueen31]

It's 2:30 AM, it's still snowing, and I'm writing a rock opera. This is what happens when my insomnia pops up- I can't sleep, and I'm exhausted, and I end up getting these weird ideas in my head like, "Oh, 'Pinball Wizard' came up on shuffle right after 'The Bitch Of Living'. Clearly my iPod is actually sending me messages from the gods and this

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[fahrenheit_f430]

Hoping that you haven't lost power. And if you have, that it's restored ASAP.

Also... *throws glitter and streamers*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS TO SEE SHAME LEGALLY IN 32.5 DAYS' TIME!

:D

[acidqueen31]

We didn't lose power, by some miracle of fate. Nearly EVERYONE in my town got stuck in a mass blackout, they won't have power back 'til Saturday- but my house is fine. FUCK YEAH *high five*

THANK YOU! Is it weird that the two things I'm most excited about this birthday are that I'll a) be able to see Shame legally and b) I can finally have sex without it being statutory rape? And since I don't have anyone to haves sex with, Michael Fassbender is essentially the reason I'm excited to turn seventeen. BEST REASON TO BE EXCITED EVER.

[fahrenheit_f430]

That was INCREDIBLE LUCK! *hugs* Glad you're ok and haven't had to resort to Donner Party catering. *squish*

So, what you're saying is you've got a month until Fassy pops your cherry through your eyeballs? To this I say, it's the Fassboner. It's big enough for that not to be an anatomical improbability. :D It's not weird. It's GREAT! \o/ Yay, effortless simplicity! :D

[acidqueen31]

Now I'm imagining getting impaled through the eyeball by Fassy's cock. That's... an incredibly non-sexy image. And it sounds painful. Can he just pop my regular, vagina-cherry? It'd probably hurt about the same amount, but at least with that I'd get an orgasm instead of an eyepatch.