AND IT'S THAT DUDE FROM X-MEN. SENATOR JELLY BLOB PERSON.
And now I'd like to present the greatest hits of this week's Ongoing Lost Post!!
You guys were out of control this week LOL.
I feel like this is the episode of Buffy where Jonathan rewrote reality so he was the most awesomest person ever. - karate0kat
I thought she was going to say "Jesus doesn't love you Ugo" - freckles823
"Because you used him as a weapon." - withgreatness
I WANT TO SEE HURLEY WITH HIS THUMBS TAPED TO HIS FINGERS TO ACT LIKE A T REX. ONLY THEN WILL I LOVE HUGO - jiggawha
*insert 2 pages of people going MICHAAAAEL/WAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!*
YOU GUYS I LVOE YOU ALL BUT I'VE ALREADY SEEN THE EPISODE.
HAVE FUN!
PS. SPOILER ALERT: THE WORD DUDE IS PRONOUNCED. - gabsy
I'M HERE TO STOP YOU FROM GETTING EVERYONE KILLED! BECAUSE IF THERE IS ONE THING I KNOW IT'S HOW TO KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE - runswithfail (re: Michael)
Libby looks like she came from the plane crash and ran to the date. - hotpinkblue
Forget Zombie season. This is stalker season. - hashinahooka
WHAT PSYCHIATRIST BRINGS HIS PATIENTS TO A MEXICAN RESTAURANT? - me
OBVSLY AN AWESOME PSYCHIATRIST RACHEL
DUH - elizardbits
AND IT'S THAT DUDE FROM X-MEN. SENATOR JELLY BLOB PERSON. - kaitlyn_lehman
I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE TO PROTECT STRANGERS FROM SMOKE IN A PLACE THAT MOVES FROM PLACE TO PLACE. LOL. - darthbellatrix
*insert 3 pages of people going OMG ILANA EXPLODED!!!!!!!!*
Is it me or did one of Libby's eyes look WAAAAAAAAAY bigger than the other?
- starshine_3
HE HAS BEEN
UNDER THE SEEEAAAA
UNDER THE SEEEAAAA
YES LIFE IS BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER
TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEEEE
~*~*CRABDANCE*~*~ - elizardbits (re: When Sawyer asks Sayid where he's been)
Desmond is about to throwdown with Sawyer over the half buttoned blue shirt when he sees him. - hotpinkblue
HEE DESMOND TIED TO A TREE. =D - aosuki
It's like the writers are doing research in my dreams. - shakemeetsworld
Is the rope necessary?
And by "rope" I mean "shirt." - smilesawakeyou
WOW.
BLUE SHIRT DESMOND = HOT AS FUCK
SUIT DESMOND = HOTTER THAN FUCK
HOSPITAL GOWN DESMOND = SUPER FUCKING HOT AS FUCKING HOT
DESMOND TIED TO A TREE = HOTTEST OF THE FUCKING HOTTEST - bsquared41
Desmond is tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery by a genuine Iraqi.
...I see no way this can end badly. - giventofly37
He's going to tongue-kiss Kate pretty soon. - me
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT ILANA
WENT OUT WITH A BANG
- schmiss
LOL GRATUITOUSLY NUMBERED CHICKEN ORDER. - withgreatness
am i the only one who thinks desmond should know kung fu? not based on backstory...just based on his being so incredibly awesome and all. you picture him fingerpicking guitars and knowing kung fu and being good at ordering wine, no? - readywreadywit
*insert 3 pages of people going OMG BLACK ROCK!?*
IS THIS DYNAMITE AWARENESS MONTH OR SOME SHIT! CAN'T THEY JUST WEAR A COLORED BRACELET. - runswithfaill
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!
that's what she said
I'M SORRY. - bsquared41
To all who make fun of Hurley for being fat:
He just ran ahead of Richard, rigged up a shit ton of dynamite, and ran back out before it blew up.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. - withgreatness
Aww. Richard is having a mantrum. - elizardbits
IT'S EPISODES THAT THIS THAT GET ME WEIRD LOOKS WHEN I TRY EXPLAIN WHY LOST IS A COMPLETELY WONDERFUL SHOW AND IS RATIONAL FOR ME TO LIKE.
"WELL THIS CHICK EXPLODED AFTER TELLING PEOPLE THEY NEEDED TO BOMB A PLANE TO KEEP SOME SMOKE ON AN ISLAND, SO THEY WENT TO GET MORE DYNAMITE BUT THIS CHICKEN GUY MADE THE GIANT PIRATE SHIP BLOW UP SO THEY COULDN'T GET THE BOOMSTICKS BECAUSE A DEAD GUY TOLD HIM TO" - jiggawha
FAJITA FIELD TRIP.
I WOULD LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN NOW.
OR PERHAPS A TACO DAY CRUISE.
A CHIMICHANGA ROAD TRIP.
GOD DAMN I'M HUNGRY. - sillychik_pa
100K IS GONNA BUY A WHOLE LOT OF CONNECT FOURS. - moeyknight
Comment of the Week:
Little Richard? - 823freckles
lol self - 823freckles (re: when the jungle boy popped up)
FLOCKE SAYS
- schmiss
AND RICHARD IS STILL THE ONLY DUDE WITH NO PIT STAINS.
I WONDER IF THAT WAS ANOTHER 'GIFT' GRANTED BY JACOB...."YEAH, I'D LIKE IMMORTALITY...AND, SINCE I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER...NO B.O." - allez_cuisine
OMG THE ISLAND IS NEVERLAND. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN ALL THE LITTLE BOYS RUNNING AROUND. I BET JACOB IS PETER PAN AND SMOKEY IS TINKERBELL. - finalmemories
OH NO, DON'T SPLIT UP THE TEAM
THAT'S WHEN THE AMUSING MUSICAL CHASE SEQUENCES WITH THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS HAPPEN - smokey_n_linus
DEAR HURLEY,
JACK IS ON YOUR SIDE.
CLEARLY THIS IS THE WRONG SIDE.
YOU HAVE CHOSEN... POORLY.
'SPLODE YA SOON,
THE ISLAND - jiggawha
Seriously, you guys. WHO IS THIS JACK-SHAPED PERSON? - truffle_shuffle
*insert 2 pages of people AWWWW-ing at Libby and Hurley's date*
ALL THE BEST GIRLFRIENDS HAVE DELUSIONAL ISSUES - bsquared41
Des is being rather Jacoby right now. - poinsley
~Touched by a Constant~ - hashinahooka
HURLEY REMEMBERS THINGS ONLY WHEN HE GETS ACTION
BEST EXCUSE FOR BANGING A CHICK EVER - livinging
Ahaha, my parents are kissing, going "MEMORIES! I CAN REMEMBER 1977!"
lol parents - dinadandelion
SMOCKES FALL EVERYONE DIES - smokey_n_linus
MOM: IS THAT THAT OTHER GUY'S FATHER IN LAW?
ME: THAT'S LOCKE
MOM: WHO'S LOCKE?!
ME: THE GUY TALKING TO DESMOND
MOM:...
ME: THE GUY YOU THINK IS DUSTIN HOFFMAN - livinging
MY mom, after I read her this conversation because it made me LOL: "He does look like Dustin Hoffman!" - heatherbird
*insert 3 pages of people going DESMOND IN THE WELL!!! NOOO!!!*
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, OR WHAT YOU WANT. I CAN TELL YOU THAT I HAVE SKILLS. SPECIAL SKILLS ATTAINED FROM YEARS ON THIS ISLAND. NOW IF YOU GIVE ME DESMOND BACK THIS WILL ALL BE OVER. BUT IF YOU DON'T, I WILL COME AFTER YOU. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL KILL YOU. - schmiss
EVERY STEP YOU TAKE, EVERY SPINE YOU BREAK, DESMOND'S WATCHING YOU - schmiss
*insert 4 PAGES of people freaking out about Desmond running Locke over*
We need to get him to the hospital where the entire cast is. - poinsley
Commercial Banter
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BRITISH GUY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS? I THINK HE MISSED THE MEMO THAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR? - me
that memo was not sent out to anyone - runswithfail
FUCK OFF IPAD YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE
YOU ARE WORSE THAN JOBROS FANFIC
WORSE THAN RAZOR BURN
WORSE THAN SUMMERTIME SWAMP ASS
WORSE THAN THE HERPES THAT THE HOT GIRL AT THE TANNING SALON TOTALLY HAS
I HATE YOU FOREVER IPAD - elizardbits
ALL I CAN THINK OF IS SOME FAT GUY WITH AN IPAD SMEARED WITH CHICKEN GREASE.
HOW'S THAT FOR A VISUAL. THANKS APPLE. - jiggawha
OH MIKE ROWE
THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO YOU
FEAR NOT THEY WOULD BE MOST DIRTY INDEED - elizardbits
I FEEL LIKE PENNY IS CHEATING ON DESMOND WHEN I WATCH THAT SHOW - fallintospace (re: FlashForward)
did anyone notice that Justin the Other that Claire axed in the stomach is in that KFC "double down" commercial? he's apparently looking to have his stomach destroyed again. - callita623
my dad: "see, the island is purgatory because their souls can't move on for the things they've done and the alternate universe is heaven. see, and Kate ends up in a commercial." - roland10488
GIF PARTY
- THIS IS THE GUY WHO PLAYS JACOB. BTW, THANK JIGGAWHA.
You guys were out of control this week LOL.
I feel like this is the episode of Buffy where Jonathan rewrote reality so he was the most awesomest person ever. - karate0kat
I thought she was going to say "Jesus doesn't love you Ugo" - freckles823
"Because you used him as a weapon." - withgreatness
I WANT TO SEE HURLEY WITH HIS THUMBS TAPED TO HIS FINGERS TO ACT LIKE A T REX. ONLY THEN WILL I LOVE HUGO - jiggawha
*insert 2 pages of people going MICHAAAAEL/WAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!*
YOU GUYS I LVOE YOU ALL BUT I'VE ALREADY SEEN THE EPISODE.
HAVE FUN!
PS. SPOILER ALERT: THE WORD DUDE IS PRONOUNCED. - gabsy
I'M HERE TO STOP YOU FROM GETTING EVERYONE KILLED! BECAUSE IF THERE IS ONE THING I KNOW IT'S HOW TO KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE - runswithfail (re: Michael)
Libby looks like she came from the plane crash and ran to the date. - hotpinkblue
Forget Zombie season. This is stalker season. - hashinahooka
WHAT PSYCHIATRIST BRINGS HIS PATIENTS TO A MEXICAN RESTAURANT? - me
OBVSLY AN AWESOME PSYCHIATRIST RACHEL
DUH - elizardbits
AND IT'S THAT DUDE FROM X-MEN. SENATOR JELLY BLOB PERSON. - kaitlyn_lehman
I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE TO PROTECT STRANGERS FROM SMOKE IN A PLACE THAT MOVES FROM PLACE TO PLACE. LOL. - darthbellatrix
*insert 3 pages of people going OMG ILANA EXPLODED!!!!!!!!*
Is it me or did one of Libby's eyes look WAAAAAAAAAY bigger than the other?
- starshine_3
HE HAS BEEN
UNDER THE SEEEAAAA
UNDER THE SEEEAAAA
YES LIFE IS BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER
TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEEEE
~*~*CRABDANCE*~*~ - elizardbits (re: When Sawyer asks Sayid where he's been)
Desmond is about to throwdown with Sawyer over the half buttoned blue shirt when he sees him. - hotpinkblue
HEE DESMOND TIED TO A TREE. =D - aosuki
It's like the writers are doing research in my dreams. - shakemeetsworld
Is the rope necessary?
And by "rope" I mean "shirt." - smilesawakeyou
WOW.
BLUE SHIRT DESMOND = HOT AS FUCK
SUIT DESMOND = HOTTER THAN FUCK
HOSPITAL GOWN DESMOND = SUPER FUCKING HOT AS FUCKING HOT
DESMOND TIED TO A TREE = HOTTEST OF THE FUCKING HOTTEST - bsquared41
Desmond is tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery by a genuine Iraqi.
...I see no way this can end badly. - giventofly37
He's going to tongue-kiss Kate pretty soon. - me
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT ILANA
WENT OUT WITH A BANG
- schmiss
LOL GRATUITOUSLY NUMBERED CHICKEN ORDER. - withgreatness
am i the only one who thinks desmond should know kung fu? not based on backstory...just based on his being so incredibly awesome and all. you picture him fingerpicking guitars and knowing kung fu and being good at ordering wine, no? - readywreadywit
*insert 3 pages of people going OMG BLACK ROCK!?*
IS THIS DYNAMITE AWARENESS MONTH OR SOME SHIT! CAN'T THEY JUST WEAR A COLORED BRACELET. - runswithfaill
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!
that's what she said
I'M SORRY. - bsquared41
To all who make fun of Hurley for being fat:
He just ran ahead of Richard, rigged up a shit ton of dynamite, and ran back out before it blew up.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. - withgreatness
Aww. Richard is having a mantrum. - elizardbits
IT'S EPISODES THAT THIS THAT GET ME WEIRD LOOKS WHEN I TRY EXPLAIN WHY LOST IS A COMPLETELY WONDERFUL SHOW AND IS RATIONAL FOR ME TO LIKE.
"WELL THIS CHICK EXPLODED AFTER TELLING PEOPLE THEY NEEDED TO BOMB A PLANE TO KEEP SOME SMOKE ON AN ISLAND, SO THEY WENT TO GET MORE DYNAMITE BUT THIS CHICKEN GUY MADE THE GIANT PIRATE SHIP BLOW UP SO THEY COULDN'T GET THE BOOMSTICKS BECAUSE A DEAD GUY TOLD HIM TO" - jiggawha
FAJITA FIELD TRIP.
I WOULD LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN NOW.
OR PERHAPS A TACO DAY CRUISE.
A CHIMICHANGA ROAD TRIP.
GOD DAMN I'M HUNGRY. - sillychik_pa
100K IS GONNA BUY A WHOLE LOT OF CONNECT FOURS. - moeyknight
Comment of the Week:
Little Richard? - 823freckles
lol self - 823freckles (re: when the jungle boy popped up)
FLOCKE SAYS
- schmiss
AND RICHARD IS STILL THE ONLY DUDE WITH NO PIT STAINS.
I WONDER IF THAT WAS ANOTHER 'GIFT' GRANTED BY JACOB...."YEAH, I'D LIKE IMMORTALITY...AND, SINCE I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER...NO B.O." - allez_cuisine
OMG THE ISLAND IS NEVERLAND. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN ALL THE LITTLE BOYS RUNNING AROUND. I BET JACOB IS PETER PAN AND SMOKEY IS TINKERBELL. - finalmemories
OH NO, DON'T SPLIT UP THE TEAM
THAT'S WHEN THE AMUSING MUSICAL CHASE SEQUENCES WITH THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS HAPPEN - smokey_n_linus
DEAR HURLEY,
JACK IS ON YOUR SIDE.
CLEARLY THIS IS THE WRONG SIDE.
YOU HAVE CHOSEN... POORLY.
'SPLODE YA SOON,
THE ISLAND - jiggawha
Seriously, you guys. WHO IS THIS JACK-SHAPED PERSON? - truffle_shuffle
*insert 2 pages of people AWWWW-ing at Libby and Hurley's date*
ALL THE BEST GIRLFRIENDS HAVE DELUSIONAL ISSUES - bsquared41
Des is being rather Jacoby right now. - poinsley
~Touched by a Constant~ - hashinahooka
HURLEY REMEMBERS THINGS ONLY WHEN HE GETS ACTION
BEST EXCUSE FOR BANGING A CHICK EVER - livinging
Ahaha, my parents are kissing, going "MEMORIES! I CAN REMEMBER 1977!"
lol parents - dinadandelion
SMOCKES FALL EVERYONE DIES - smokey_n_linus
MOM: IS THAT THAT OTHER GUY'S FATHER IN LAW?
ME: THAT'S LOCKE
MOM: WHO'S LOCKE?!
ME: THE GUY TALKING TO DESMOND
MOM:...
ME: THE GUY YOU THINK IS DUSTIN HOFFMAN - livinging
MY mom, after I read her this conversation because it made me LOL: "He does look like Dustin Hoffman!" - heatherbird
*insert 3 pages of people going DESMOND IN THE WELL!!! NOOO!!!*
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, OR WHAT YOU WANT. I CAN TELL YOU THAT I HAVE SKILLS. SPECIAL SKILLS ATTAINED FROM YEARS ON THIS ISLAND. NOW IF YOU GIVE ME DESMOND BACK THIS WILL ALL BE OVER. BUT IF YOU DON'T, I WILL COME AFTER YOU. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL KILL YOU. - schmiss
EVERY STEP YOU TAKE, EVERY SPINE YOU BREAK, DESMOND'S WATCHING YOU - schmiss
*insert 4 PAGES of people freaking out about Desmond running Locke over*
We need to get him to the hospital where the entire cast is. - poinsley
Commercial Banter
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BRITISH GUY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS? I THINK HE MISSED THE MEMO THAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR? - me
that memo was not sent out to anyone - runswithfail
FUCK OFF IPAD YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE
YOU ARE WORSE THAN JOBROS FANFIC
WORSE THAN RAZOR BURN
WORSE THAN SUMMERTIME SWAMP ASS
WORSE THAN THE HERPES THAT THE HOT GIRL AT THE TANNING SALON TOTALLY HAS
I HATE YOU FOREVER IPAD - elizardbits
ALL I CAN THINK OF IS SOME FAT GUY WITH AN IPAD SMEARED WITH CHICKEN GREASE.
HOW'S THAT FOR A VISUAL. THANKS APPLE. - jiggawha
OH MIKE ROWE
THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO YOU
FEAR NOT THEY WOULD BE MOST DIRTY INDEED - elizardbits
I FEEL LIKE PENNY IS CHEATING ON DESMOND WHEN I WATCH THAT SHOW - fallintospace (re: FlashForward)
did anyone notice that Justin the Other that Claire axed in the stomach is in that KFC "double down" commercial? he's apparently looking to have his stomach destroyed again. - callita623
my dad: "see, the island is purgatory because their souls can't move on for the things they've done and the alternate universe is heaven. see, and Kate ends up in a commercial." - roland10488
GIF PARTY
- THIS IS THE GUY WHO PLAYS JACOB. BTW, THANK JIGGAWHA.