Yup, another one - because I'm BORED
I'm stuck at work, which is dead and I have nothing to do, or rather nothing I want to do, so I did this instead! The meme from hell.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "...complex - you can see it would be to our (the book is small and the print is big and it's not my book, I stole it from my boss' desk)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The antibacterial dispenser on my desk
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Helping someone map a network drive.
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Office
5. Without looking, guess what time it is 10:20
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:42 (SCORE!!)
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Dennis and Dan talking and Westlife playing in my ear and a phone ringing and typing on the next row over.
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? This morning coming in to work. For the record, it's ass cold outside.
9. Did you dream last night? Yes. For once it wasn't a nightmare! Woot!
10. Do you remember your dreams? Yes, though I'd rather not.
11. When did you last laugh? Last night.
12. Do you remember why / at what? Because Brenden is sick and was acting whiny and pathetic and wanted me to go out in the snow to the store to get him Popsicle and chloraseptic.
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? We'll just stick with the walls by my desk. Work stuff mostly. My mountain of Mtn. Dew cans. A bunch of CD's pinned to the wall. Various de-motivation posters I printed out. A calendar. Weekend on-call schedules. A plastic monkey head. A cow thing that gets stuck in the hole of a coffee cup lid to keep it hot. A note from Ivan telling me I'm more awesome than kittens, but not as awesome as giraffes. A small U.S. flag.
14. Seen anything weird lately? Yes, this o.O
15. What do you think of this quiz? It's staving off the boredom of working in a building that is mostly empty because everyone else got to stay home!!
16. What is the last film you saw? The Incredible Hulk. I watched for Tim Roth. I have no regrets.
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Oddly enough, here. Aside from the blasted snow, I'm happy here.
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? My parents house.
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Eliminate poverty.
21. Do you like to dance? Noooo
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? I'd consider it, just not for long term.
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Nope
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Elise telling me to ditch work and come over and watch Dexter. Which I plan to do at noon.
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Skellig
26. Last time you swam in a pool? Two summers ago. Way too long.
27. Type of music you like most? Mellow, sappy, melancholy stuff
28. Type of music you dislike most? Hard rock
29. Are you listening to music right now? Yes
30. What color is your bedroom carpet? Hmm kind of a light seafom green
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Put in a heated pool.
32. What was the last thing you bought? Chloraseptic, Popsicle and Immodium.
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Yes
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Only if paid a large sum of money.
35. Do you have a garden? No, but I have a large patch of dirt I keep meaning to turn into a garden.
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Every single one.
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? "I don't want to go to work today."
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? David Tennant, only I'd be so nervous, I'd never be able to eat.
39. Who sent the last text message you received? Elise
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I don't know, but it would have computers and games in it!
41. What time is bed time? Around 11:00. Usually asleep by 12-1. Then awake again at 3-4
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No *snorts*
43. How many tattoos do you have? None
44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Yes, I want one.
45. What did you do for your last birthday? I don't think I did anything.
46. Do you carry a donor card? No, but my driver's license lists me as a donor.
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? Ivan, Amanda, Elise and Dennis
48. Is the glass half empty or half full? There's a glass?
49. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Austria maybe? I don't know, I was all over Europe and too lazy to look at a map.
50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never. I hate tomatoes.
51. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes
52. Are you a good cook? I'm good at the few things I can cook.
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Lizzie Borden. I gotta know who did it!
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Nope
56. Do you touch-type? Yup
57. What's under your bed? A big container full of important keepsakes, old letters, etc. Dust. A random sock or two I'm sure. Probably another box of stuff I need to sort but keep putting off.
58. Do you believe in love at first sight? No, but I believe in Lust at first sight.
59. Think fast, what do you like right now? Water. Wow, I'm boring.
60. Where were you on Valentine's day? At work most likely.
61. What time do you get up? 6:45
62. What was the name of your first pet? Czarina
63. Who is the second to last person to call you? Neil
64. Is there anything going on this weekend? I'm flying to Washington to visit the pookies for a week! Yays!
65. How are you feeling right now? Bored and sleepy.
66. What do you think about the most? Fic ideas that I'd like to write one day.
67. What time do you get up in the morning? Alarm goes off at 6:45 on the weekdays. Weekends, seldom before noon.
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? I'd tell my family right away. Not sure that would tell anyone else. Ever.
69. Who would you tell first? My dad.
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? The Blind Side
71. Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Didn't we have this question already?
73. What do you do most when you are bored? Watch tv or play video games, or my personal favorite, nap.
74. What do you do for a living? Computer techs support.
75. Do you love your job? GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
76. What did you want to be when you grew up? An FBI Profiler
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? I'd still love to be an FBI Profiler. But, hello, lazy.
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg? Egg
79. How many keys on your key ring? One
80. Where would you retire to? I don't know. Ask me again in 30 years.
81. What kind of car do you drive? A Nissan Sentra
82. What are your best physical features? My eyes.
83. What are your best characteristics? I'm compassionate and empathetic. I'd rather not be, but I can't turn it off.
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Scotland
85. What kind of books do you like to read? Fantasy, sci fi, historical fiction, thrillers, etc
86. Where would you want to retire to? Seriously, are you paying attention to your own survey?
87. What is your favorite time of the day? Bedtime.
88. Where did you grow up? California and Southern Utah
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? About 11 hours
90. What are you reading now? "Running From the Law"
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl. Mornings are the devil's work.
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I can barely reach the underside of my nose.
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yes. Is that hard?
94. Do you have pets? Yes. Dakota and Coco the Shit Poo
95. How many rings before you answer the phone? As few as possible. I hate the sound of a ringing phone.
96. What is your best childhood memory? Camping with my family.
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Managed an Orange Julius. Worked for a whole day in a binding plant. Data entry at a steel company. Phone support for Dell. Temp work at a motel. Was a teaching assistant for a Sociologist for a number of years. Oh, and I worked in a bookstore for awhile. I know I'm missing stuff, but my current job is eating my brains.
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? Ummmmmm nope!
99. What is most important in life? Family
100. What Inspires You? Music and puppies
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "...complex - you can see it would be to our (the book is small and the print is big and it's not my book, I stole it from my boss' desk)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The antibacterial dispenser on my desk
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Helping someone map a network drive.
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Office
5. Without looking, guess what time it is 10:20
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:42 (SCORE!!)
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Dennis and Dan talking and Westlife playing in my ear and a phone ringing and typing on the next row over.
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? This morning coming in to work. For the record, it's ass cold outside.
9. Did you dream last night? Yes. For once it wasn't a nightmare! Woot!
10. Do you remember your dreams? Yes, though I'd rather not.
11. When did you last laugh? Last night.
12. Do you remember why / at what? Because Brenden is sick and was acting whiny and pathetic and wanted me to go out in the snow to the store to get him Popsicle and chloraseptic.
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? We'll just stick with the walls by my desk. Work stuff mostly. My mountain of Mtn. Dew cans. A bunch of CD's pinned to the wall. Various de-motivation posters I printed out. A calendar. Weekend on-call schedules. A plastic monkey head. A cow thing that gets stuck in the hole of a coffee cup lid to keep it hot. A note from Ivan telling me I'm more awesome than kittens, but not as awesome as giraffes. A small U.S. flag.
14. Seen anything weird lately? Yes, this o.O
15. What do you think of this quiz? It's staving off the boredom of working in a building that is mostly empty because everyone else got to stay home!!
16. What is the last film you saw? The Incredible Hulk. I watched for Tim Roth. I have no regrets.
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Oddly enough, here. Aside from the blasted snow, I'm happy here.
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? My parents house.
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Eliminate poverty.
21. Do you like to dance? Noooo
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? I'd consider it, just not for long term.
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Nope
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Elise telling me to ditch work and come over and watch Dexter. Which I plan to do at noon.
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Skellig
26. Last time you swam in a pool? Two summers ago. Way too long.
27. Type of music you like most? Mellow, sappy, melancholy stuff
28. Type of music you dislike most? Hard rock
29. Are you listening to music right now? Yes
30. What color is your bedroom carpet? Hmm kind of a light seafom green
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Put in a heated pool.
32. What was the last thing you bought? Chloraseptic, Popsicle and Immodium.
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Yes
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Only if paid a large sum of money.
35. Do you have a garden? No, but I have a large patch of dirt I keep meaning to turn into a garden.
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Every single one.
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? "I don't want to go to work today."
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? David Tennant, only I'd be so nervous, I'd never be able to eat.
39. Who sent the last text message you received? Elise
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I don't know, but it would have computers and games in it!
41. What time is bed time? Around 11:00. Usually asleep by 12-1. Then awake again at 3-4
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No *snorts*
43. How many tattoos do you have? None
44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Yes, I want one.
45. What did you do for your last birthday? I don't think I did anything.
46. Do you carry a donor card? No, but my driver's license lists me as a donor.
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? Ivan, Amanda, Elise and Dennis
48. Is the glass half empty or half full? There's a glass?
49. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Austria maybe? I don't know, I was all over Europe and too lazy to look at a map.
50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never. I hate tomatoes.
51. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes
52. Are you a good cook? I'm good at the few things I can cook.
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Lizzie Borden. I gotta know who did it!
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Nope
56. Do you touch-type? Yup
57. What's under your bed? A big container full of important keepsakes, old letters, etc. Dust. A random sock or two I'm sure. Probably another box of stuff I need to sort but keep putting off.
58. Do you believe in love at first sight? No, but I believe in Lust at first sight.
59. Think fast, what do you like right now? Water. Wow, I'm boring.
60. Where were you on Valentine's day? At work most likely.
61. What time do you get up? 6:45
62. What was the name of your first pet? Czarina
63. Who is the second to last person to call you? Neil
64. Is there anything going on this weekend? I'm flying to Washington to visit the pookies for a week! Yays!
65. How are you feeling right now? Bored and sleepy.
66. What do you think about the most? Fic ideas that I'd like to write one day.
67. What time do you get up in the morning? Alarm goes off at 6:45 on the weekdays. Weekends, seldom before noon.
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? I'd tell my family right away. Not sure that would tell anyone else. Ever.
69. Who would you tell first? My dad.
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? The Blind Side
71. Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Didn't we have this question already?
73. What do you do most when you are bored? Watch tv or play video games, or my personal favorite, nap.
74. What do you do for a living? Computer techs support.
75. Do you love your job? GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
76. What did you want to be when you grew up? An FBI Profiler
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? I'd still love to be an FBI Profiler. But, hello, lazy.
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg? Egg
79. How many keys on your key ring? One
80. Where would you retire to? I don't know. Ask me again in 30 years.
81. What kind of car do you drive? A Nissan Sentra
82. What are your best physical features? My eyes.
83. What are your best characteristics? I'm compassionate and empathetic. I'd rather not be, but I can't turn it off.
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Scotland
85. What kind of books do you like to read? Fantasy, sci fi, historical fiction, thrillers, etc
86. Where would you want to retire to? Seriously, are you paying attention to your own survey?
87. What is your favorite time of the day? Bedtime.
88. Where did you grow up? California and Southern Utah
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? About 11 hours
90. What are you reading now? "Running From the Law"
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl. Mornings are the devil's work.
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I can barely reach the underside of my nose.
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yes. Is that hard?
94. Do you have pets? Yes. Dakota and Coco the Shit Poo
95. How many rings before you answer the phone? As few as possible. I hate the sound of a ringing phone.
96. What is your best childhood memory? Camping with my family.
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Managed an Orange Julius. Worked for a whole day in a binding plant. Data entry at a steel company. Phone support for Dell. Temp work at a motel. Was a teaching assistant for a Sociologist for a number of years. Oh, and I worked in a bookstore for awhile. I know I'm missing stuff, but my current job is eating my brains.
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? Ummmmmm nope!
99. What is most important in life? Family
100. What Inspires You? Music and puppies