Comments | acommunistwife: Calories burned in tae bo= 300. Calories burned battling bug = 10,000

acommunistwife

Calories burned in tae bo= 300. Calories burned battling bug = 10,000

Jul 27, 2004 00:19

Ok. In case you have somehow squirmed your way onto my friends list without knowing that I am a HUGE CHICKEN AND VERY AFRAID OF BUGS, I'll let you in on a secret. I'm a huge chicken and very afraid of bugs. This isn't great news for a girl living in the desert, where all the evil, huge, monstrous, poisonous, man-eating, venom-spewing bugs live. ( Read more... )

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mistermazui July 27 2004, 13:42:39 UTC

That's a palo verde beetle--So harmless. You fought valliantly.

acommunistwife July 27 2004, 23:01:24 UTC

Bows. Thank you sir. If they're so harmless, why are they so ugly?

mistermazui July 28 2004, 00:34:24 UTC

I guess for the same reason a guy with a tiny penis buys a fancy car. Or maybe that's backwards. Whateva.

Did you drink the murderpepsi afterward?

acommunistwife July 28 2004, 01:40:10 UTC

Nah, but I poured one out for the bug.

I didn't really. No. I'm not a huge murderpepsi fan.

lisa83 July 28 2004, 00:15:25 UTC

Sickest bug ever. Good job on double timing his ass.

acommunistwife July 28 2004, 01:39:09 UTC

Thanks. Next one I find I'm shipping to ohio, just for you. That was mean spirited. I guess I won't really.

lisa83 July 28 2004, 02:04:37 UTC

Hah, I'd die if I opened up a letter from you and that thing popped out at me. Shudder.