superb news, gov'ner!

[acommunistwife]

Guess who just got a raise?

No longer am I toiling away for $5.40 per hour.

I'm now commanding the princely sum of....

$5.67 per hour! Hoorah! I'll treat everyone to, uh, a gumball!

Comments

[mistermazui]

These are indeed your salad days.

[baruni]

You get to pay all of the bills now.

[acommunistwife]

Then I won't be able to buy everyone gum.