4(th wall) [ VIDEO ⇨ ILEX FOREST ] Magikarps are gifts from God

[aconquistador]

[ Raise your hands if you were just sleeping and minding your own business before things hit the fan? If he could, Spain would raise his hand but at the moment, he's a bit preoccupied.

Water laps at the screen of the gear and in the pitch black distance, you can hear splashing and screaming. ]

Aye, what's happening? [ SPLASH ] I'm dying, I'm [

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[action?] am I doing this right fff

[selfevident1776]

[I don't think we're in Kansas Pennsylvania anymore, Toto. America's somewhere on shore, wondering what the hell just happened.]

Spain?!

[action] yes, you are breaking the fourth wall

[aconquistador]

Yes?

[ Wait, who are you? ]

[action] yaaaaay

[selfevident1776]

What was that... thing?!

[Giant fish what. New surroundings what. Spain not knowing who he is... not being picked up on.]

Where are we? Where did Philadelphia go?!

[action]

[aconquistador]

Some sort of dolphin, I think!

[ Spain begins to sit up, rubbing the back of his neck and staring up at the kid. ]

And you are?

[Action]

[sea_tofreedom]

[NEVER FEAR SPAIN, FOR HERE IS THE SPAWN OF ENGLAND, HERE TO SAVE YOU! Does it matter that Sealand has no idea what is going on or why he's here? OF COURSE NOT! A fellow nation is in trouble and he, Sealand that is, will be there to offer his assistance!]

Hello there~! It's nice to meet you again~! I see you're in need of my help, Spain, and I would be more than willing to offer it to you. In exchange for something of course. Once you hear what it is I'm sure you won't refuse! [expectant smile~]

[Action]

[aconquistador]

[ Unfortunately, all Spain hears at first is talk with an English accent and he snaps up, glariiiiing. . . wait. ]

You aren't Inglaterra.

[Action]

[sea_tofreedom]

Inglaterra... Is that French? Oh wait, you're Spain, so it should be Spanish! [HIHIHIHIHIHIHI~~]

[Action]

[aconquistador]

No, no it's-- Sí.

Who are you, chico?

[action] I AM SO SORRY

[tomatoamor]

[PFFFFF Yes, Romano is lost and confused and all that other shit, but Spain just got bitch-slapped by a fish. That pretty much lightens the mood forever. He should ask if he's okay but...]

What the hell are you doing, dumb ass?

[action] 1/2

[aconquistador]

[ Who is calling him names, ]

What did you sa---

[action]

[aconquistador]

[ Why do you look familiar? ]

Who are you?

[action]

[tomatoamor]

[Disapproving glares all around.]

What kind of question is that? Quit playing dumb, idiot.

[dawnlotus]

[Yeah Vietnam here is also puzzled beyond belief. But a familiar face]

Spain! [DON'T WORRY SPAIN, SHE HAS A BIG OAR...not that it will help since the fish disappeared under the water.]

[aconquistador]

[ Oh, God, PLEASE do not hit him in the face with that. ]

¿Qué?!

[ TRYING TO RECOVER, who is there? ]

[dawnlotus]

[Well the fish is gone, so she rushes over to Spain!]

Spain, are you alright?

[aconquistador]

[ He's already sitting himself up and brushing the mud off of his wet clothes, ]

Sí, thanks to the dolphin, I am.

[myrepublic]

[ Sorry, Turkey's just watching from her newly-acquired flaming unicorn for the view induces good L M A O. ]

! Long time no see. . . !

[aconquistador]

[ No matter how many times hes' seen a horse on fire (see: once before) Spain will never stop freaking out when he sees it. You can take Spain away from the Catholic but you can't take the Catholic out of Spain. ]

I'm in Hell! Aaaaaah, I am in Hell. . . ! I've died and gone to Hellllllllll!

[ Hello flaming horse #2 from the apocalypse. ]