4(th wall) [ VIDEO ⇨ ILEX FOREST ] Magikarps are gifts from God

[aconquistador]

[ Raise your hands if you were just sleeping and minding your own business before things hit the fan? If he could, Spain would raise his hand but at the moment, he's a bit preoccupied.

Water laps at the screen of the gear and in the pitch black distance, you can hear splashing and screaming. ]

Aye, what's happening? [ SPLASH ] I'm dying, I'm [

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[notyetastoner]

[ is that the sound of a laughing kid? why yes. ]

[aconquistador]

[ He recognizes that laugh and he swears to God if he thinks who it is, he's going to strangle-- ]

Holanda?

[ You're a kid? ]

[notyetastoner]

You're that guy who lives next to France.

[aconquistador]

And Portugal--

[ What is this what is this what is this what is. Excuse him, he's totally reaching out to touch you're cheek. Are you real? ]

What are you doing here?

[Action] Have an austria, fresh from the Battle of Königgrätz :D

[domus_austriae]

[Standing just at the edge of the water with his arms crossed]

Making company of the fishes now, Spain? It is a fitting place for you, if I say so myself.

After all, the fish could hardly be relied upon--do they not remind you of anyone else?

[Action] Eeeee <3

[aconquistador]

Roderich!

[ Oh, God, that voice. Spain jumps up to his feet and tries to clean the mud off of his clothes. Sob, why does Austria have to see him when he's just crawled out of a freezing pond? ]

Uh--. . . Uhm. . .

[ He's trying to figure out what you mean. Why does he feel like he's in trouble? Was today an important day? ]

[Action] :>

[domus_austriae]

Antonio. [He returns the warm greeting...only it's about 30 or so degrees cooler]

At a loss for words? You didn't seem quite so...confused when you decided to side with Gilbert of all people not so long ago.

[Action]

[aconquistador]

[ He's just going to smile, oblivious that he's probably done something wrong. Everything would be okay if he just smiled and pretended--- huh? ]

Huh? Why would I work with Prusia?

[Video]

[originofawesome]

[Is that loud laughter from your 'gear? Why, yes it is! About damn time someone else suffered the indignity that is Magikarp!]

KESESESESESESESESESESE!!!

[Video]

[aconquistador]

[ His imperial ego. How dare you laugh at it! He flails around in the bank and grabs onto the gear, shaking it, ]

¡C-callate! Be quiet!

[Video]

[originofawesome]

[Don't worry, Spain, you'll get used it it soon enough.]

Kesesesese! Just like the drowned dog you are!

[Video]

[aconquistador]

[ Never! ]

I didn't tell you you could speak! Hold your tongue and be quiet, Prusia!

[maldito_gato]

[Don't mind the kitty. He's just wandering about, looking like he owns the forest.]

[aconquistador]

[ Spain manages to flail up the bank onto the grass. He sees something moving in the distance and thinking it's a pokemon, he rummages through his pockets for a pokeball. Maybe he can catch it and give it to Roma as a gift. He throws one and there's a flash of red light-- ]

[maldito_gato]

[What do?]

[HISS AND SCRATCH THIS IS HIS FOREST HE FOUND IT FIRST]

[aconquistador]

[ All it does is make Tauros angry ]

[english_cooking]

{when spain climbs out of the watering hole, there it awaits him...

yes. a plate of DELICIOUS english food.

so delicious, someone seems to have drooled all over it in anticipation already--

oh, wait. that probably isn't drool.

afterall, drool doesn't move on its own}

[aconquistador]

[ And Spain can only stare in disbelief at the monstrosity in front of him. Oh, God, that isn't what he thinks it is, is it? Meanwhile, from his open pack on the bank, his pokedex activiates ]

[english_cooking]

{ the plate of food is very offended.

it rattles at you in anger.

...is it your imagination or did it just move closer? }

[aconquistador]

[ Santa Maria, it's possessed and Spain is already scrambling to his feet and grabbing his things. OKAY, the priests say to not acknowledge demons because demons gain power through. . . wait, how did it go? ]