Procrastination
Title:Procrastination
Rating:PG
Pairing:Sehun-centric,minor: Sehun/luhan
Disclaimer:I do not own any of the celebrities.
Word Count: 723
Summary: Sehun’s 2000 word essay is due tomorrow, its 9pm at night and he’s got the title down. All he wants to do is procrastinate. Well he’s going to have to get it done, if Luhan has anything to do with it especially.
Sehun looks at his computer screen blankly. His title was ‘Julius Caesar’; it took him a long thirty minutes before he could come up with it.
I don’t see how debating on why some poor old fart got killed because of another poor old fart is going to help me ever in life. My life goal isn't to become some Roman dictator.
He tapped his finger on the touch pad waiting for someone, anyone to come and bother him, it’s not like he wanted to purposely fail his last year of high school. He just could not be bothered with the idea of English at the moment… or ever at this point. So his finger glides along the touch pad to open google chrome and decides.
I’ll only go on for 5 minutes. Honest
He promises himself as he clicks onto the first most visited page, “tumblr”. He promises that he’ll be off in no time and be more motivated than ever to finish this goddamn thing. As the page finishes loading, something weird and unexpected happens…. He’s logged out.
That’s strange. I never log out. Oh well.
He types his email address and password into the log in bar only to find that it was incorrect. He figured he must have had a typo somewhere in his password. So he tries again.
And again.
And again.
The fourth time he slaps his laptop in frustration.
WHAT IS THIS!?
This was impossible, how could this ever happen? He sobs and sobs but he’s resilient so he clicks on facebook and twitter so he can vent his anger there.
….
What the actual f-
Luhan.
It turns out that he could not access any of his usual social networking websites, and being the typical lazy generation-y student he is, he basically had the same password for all of them, and the only person who knew that password was none other than his Bambi-boyfriend Luhan. He picked up his phone only to find that someone had changed his lock, so all he could do on it was access “Emergency Call”. Sehun had never felt so isolated from society.
He then resulted to the one thing a person of his generation would never do. He picked up his home phone and dialed Luhan’s phone number.
“Hello?” The sweet innocent voice said on the other line.
“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Sehun sobbed on his end
“Oh Sehunnie-ah, did you finish your essay yet?” Luhan’s voice was perky, but underneath all that sugar-fairy goodness, Sehun knew that there was a devil at work.
“Don’t Sehunnie me! Why can’t I access any of my accounts?!” Sehun basically roared into the phone which only made Luhan chuckle a bit. It wasn't the sincere kind either; it was the type where it sent cold shivers down Sehun’s spine.
“I changed your passwords of course, silly” he laughed.
“IT’S NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, GIVE ME MY PASSWORDS” Sehun couldn’t believe Luhan was laughing, it scared him, but he needed daily dose of the internet.
“If that’s what you want, why didn’t you say so before?” Luhan sweetly replied
“So what is it?”
“Did you finish your essay?” Luhan simply asked.
“No…”
“beep”
Before he could say anything else, Luhan had hung up on him.
“DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?”
Sehun screamed into the phone that was dead. He had tried to dial Baekhyun’s number but he said he was too busy to talk. He tried dialing Kyungsoo’s number, but he just said Sorry Sehun-ah and hung up. Even Chanyeol, the happy virus who always talked said I’m afraid I've been coerced by a greater force, so goodbye. You should finish that essay by the way. He wallowed in his self-pity before calling Jongin, his best friend. Surely he would talk to him.
“Your boyfriend told me not to talk to you before you finish that essay or I’m dead meat, so goodbye” Jongin’s tone was direct and quick before hanging up as well.
He begrudgingly walked back to his laptop and heard a ping from his phone. He could only read the text from the top pull-down bar which said,
Message from “Luhannie♥: Go finish that essay now, ily<3”
Sehun slammed his head onto his table and glared at the play beside his laptop.
This is entirely your fault.
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Pretty much how I feel now since I’m the one procrastinating… yeap well back to my essay. (sadlife)
Rating:PG
Pairing:Sehun-centric,minor: Sehun/luhan
Disclaimer:I do not own any of the celebrities.
Word Count: 723
Summary: Sehun’s 2000 word essay is due tomorrow, its 9pm at night and he’s got the title down. All he wants to do is procrastinate. Well he’s going to have to get it done, if Luhan has anything to do with it especially.
Sehun looks at his computer screen blankly. His title was ‘Julius Caesar’; it took him a long thirty minutes before he could come up with it.
I don’t see how debating on why some poor old fart got killed because of another poor old fart is going to help me ever in life. My life goal isn't to become some Roman dictator.
He tapped his finger on the touch pad waiting for someone, anyone to come and bother him, it’s not like he wanted to purposely fail his last year of high school. He just could not be bothered with the idea of English at the moment… or ever at this point. So his finger glides along the touch pad to open google chrome and decides.
I’ll only go on for 5 minutes. Honest
He promises himself as he clicks onto the first most visited page, “tumblr”. He promises that he’ll be off in no time and be more motivated than ever to finish this goddamn thing. As the page finishes loading, something weird and unexpected happens…. He’s logged out.
That’s strange. I never log out. Oh well.
He types his email address and password into the log in bar only to find that it was incorrect. He figured he must have had a typo somewhere in his password. So he tries again.
And again.
And again.
The fourth time he slaps his laptop in frustration.
WHAT IS THIS!?
This was impossible, how could this ever happen? He sobs and sobs but he’s resilient so he clicks on facebook and twitter so he can vent his anger there.
….
What the actual f-
Luhan.
It turns out that he could not access any of his usual social networking websites, and being the typical lazy generation-y student he is, he basically had the same password for all of them, and the only person who knew that password was none other than his Bambi-boyfriend Luhan. He picked up his phone only to find that someone had changed his lock, so all he could do on it was access “Emergency Call”. Sehun had never felt so isolated from society.
He then resulted to the one thing a person of his generation would never do. He picked up his home phone and dialed Luhan’s phone number.
“Hello?” The sweet innocent voice said on the other line.
“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Sehun sobbed on his end
“Oh Sehunnie-ah, did you finish your essay yet?” Luhan’s voice was perky, but underneath all that sugar-fairy goodness, Sehun knew that there was a devil at work.
“Don’t Sehunnie me! Why can’t I access any of my accounts?!” Sehun basically roared into the phone which only made Luhan chuckle a bit. It wasn't the sincere kind either; it was the type where it sent cold shivers down Sehun’s spine.
“I changed your passwords of course, silly” he laughed.
“IT’S NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, GIVE ME MY PASSWORDS” Sehun couldn’t believe Luhan was laughing, it scared him, but he needed daily dose of the internet.
“If that’s what you want, why didn’t you say so before?” Luhan sweetly replied
“So what is it?”
“Did you finish your essay?” Luhan simply asked.
“No…”
“beep”
Before he could say anything else, Luhan had hung up on him.
“DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?”
Sehun screamed into the phone that was dead. He had tried to dial Baekhyun’s number but he said he was too busy to talk. He tried dialing Kyungsoo’s number, but he just said Sorry Sehun-ah and hung up. Even Chanyeol, the happy virus who always talked said I’m afraid I've been coerced by a greater force, so goodbye. You should finish that essay by the way. He wallowed in his self-pity before calling Jongin, his best friend. Surely he would talk to him.
“Your boyfriend told me not to talk to you before you finish that essay or I’m dead meat, so goodbye” Jongin’s tone was direct and quick before hanging up as well.
He begrudgingly walked back to his laptop and heard a ping from his phone. He could only read the text from the top pull-down bar which said,
Message from “Luhannie♥: Go finish that essay now, ily<3”
Sehun slammed his head onto his table and glared at the play beside his laptop.
This is entirely your fault.
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Pretty much how I feel now since I’m the one procrastinating… yeap well back to my essay. (sadlife)