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Due to technical difficulties this weeks issue of the world According to Colin Creevey will be posted in Ms Lynda Turpins journal ( sorry Lynda but I'm not getting into trouble because of this).
The World According to Colin Creevey Issue six, volume 1.
Recently a lot has been said in the media about bullying and harassment in private schools, well I tell a lie, a lot has been said about it in the MUGGLE media.
Journalists school teachers and students have been harassing the world in general, claiming that bullying is at an all time high and that we should crack down on it.
They seem to believe that we should grab all the bullies and shove them onto a dessert island or behead them, which ever comes first!!!
However it is my belief that this world needs bullies in order to survive.
In the animal kingdom it's called survival of the fittest, the tough animals have to kick the Asses of the weak animals so they can either die or learn to survive.
Bullies do the same thing, well, without the ripping out of the throat, mostly.
Bullies teach us how to deal with life's issues and how to strengthen our character.
And if we merely see them as mindless thugs we obviously don't know how they really work.
For one obvious thing bullies do not take crap from anyone, there is nothing wrong with shaving the head of a girl in your year.
Oh yes, sure she'll cry and all but she'll think twice before she attacks your life wanting some sort of relationship.
Also the hair shaving will teach her too not be so superficial and to not be obsessed with her looks.
Bullies teach us lessons like this all the time, whether it hand eye coordination (in order to avoid punches) or how to defeat dark curses in the case of the greatest bully of all He Who Must Not Be Named!!!!
If we had no bullies we'd grow complacent and then where would we be when the aliens invade???
I'll tell you where we'd be, we'd be slaves and if we tried to rebel we'd have no experience and then the daleks will kill us all.
It's obvious really.
So bullies serve a purpose and deep down they're not as bad as people seem to think!!
I mean look at Goyle, in our first year we all saw him as vaguely terrifying but now no one ever takes him seriously at all.
We have beaten our fear and we have emerged triumphant, now we see Goyle for what he really is, a sad little boy who's obsessed with beads and well his own self importance.
I myself got to know a former bully better this year and underneath their can-crushing exterior I discovered they are quite easily the most wonderful awesome person in the entire world.
Oh, my teacher just told me that I couldn't write about the positive influences of BULLIES.
WELL SCREW YOU MISS, YOU CAN'T CENSOR ME.
Ok I better wrap this up.
Bullies are not so bad, survival of the fittest; I have no idea what "desalutory effects of gold on pleasure-related potions" means so I will not be doing my essay today.
The END.
The World According to Colin Creevey Issue six, volume 1.
Recently a lot has been said in the media about bullying and harassment in private schools, well I tell a lie, a lot has been said about it in the MUGGLE media.
Journalists school teachers and students have been harassing the world in general, claiming that bullying is at an all time high and that we should crack down on it.
They seem to believe that we should grab all the bullies and shove them onto a dessert island or behead them, which ever comes first!!!
However it is my belief that this world needs bullies in order to survive.
In the animal kingdom it's called survival of the fittest, the tough animals have to kick the Asses of the weak animals so they can either die or learn to survive.
Bullies do the same thing, well, without the ripping out of the throat, mostly.
Bullies teach us how to deal with life's issues and how to strengthen our character.
And if we merely see them as mindless thugs we obviously don't know how they really work.
For one obvious thing bullies do not take crap from anyone, there is nothing wrong with shaving the head of a girl in your year.
Oh yes, sure she'll cry and all but she'll think twice before she attacks your life wanting some sort of relationship.
Also the hair shaving will teach her too not be so superficial and to not be obsessed with her looks.
Bullies teach us lessons like this all the time, whether it hand eye coordination (in order to avoid punches) or how to defeat dark curses in the case of the greatest bully of all He Who Must Not Be Named!!!!
If we had no bullies we'd grow complacent and then where would we be when the aliens invade???
I'll tell you where we'd be, we'd be slaves and if we tried to rebel we'd have no experience and then the daleks will kill us all.
It's obvious really.
So bullies serve a purpose and deep down they're not as bad as people seem to think!!
I mean look at Goyle, in our first year we all saw him as vaguely terrifying but now no one ever takes him seriously at all.
We have beaten our fear and we have emerged triumphant, now we see Goyle for what he really is, a sad little boy who's obsessed with beads and well his own self importance.
I myself got to know a former bully better this year and underneath their can-crushing exterior I discovered they are quite easily the most wonderful awesome person in the entire world.
Oh, my teacher just told me that I couldn't write about the positive influences of BULLIES.
WELL SCREW YOU MISS, YOU CAN'T CENSOR ME.
Ok I better wrap this up.
Bullies are not so bad, survival of the fittest; I have no idea what "desalutory effects of gold on pleasure-related potions" means so I will not be doing my essay today.
The END.