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[acsumama]

Yesterday as I was walking out of my building, a car drove by with some students in it. They rolled down the passenger side window and yelled "nerd!" They drove off before I could say "Why yes -- I'm a professor. It's my job to be a nerd. How many thousand dollars a year are they paying you to be cool?"

Comments

[freddlerabbit]

Brilliant rejoinder!

[zyrya]

A witty reposte!

If only you could have slowed them down with something suitably nerdy, like a trebuchet or a portable wormhole generator, to deliver your line properly.

(My icon is for them, not you.)

[crankyliberal]

And this is why I'm proud to be your spouse. That and you are my future sugar daddy

[grendelyn]

Fine quality students at your institution, I see!

Assholes!

[banana_ellana]

'Nerd!' is slightly more intelligent than the wordless bellows I receive from brain-dead hoodlums in cars! :-9