The plan

[acsumama]

I have five years to acquire the following things:

1) Stockings
2) Knee-length pants
3) Fancy coat
4) Lacy neckwear
5) High heeled shoes with large buckles
6) Giant curly wig

Because the day after I officially get tenure, I'm teaching all of my classes 1600s-style.

Comments

[amandahope]

At first I thought that in five years you were planning to begin your MTF transition. Wasn't sure what the knee-length pants had to do with it, though.

[freddlerabbit]

I endorse that, completely.

I have #6, if you'd like it. And I can make you #4. Can I come to your first class?

[tyopsqueene]

Get tenure here; you'd fit riiiiight in. In fact, I think you'd be pretty fashion forward with buckles.

[crankyliberal]

And then, when you die, can we will your body to Slippery Rock as an autoicon?

[rabswom]

Excellent plan.