Santa Baby...
stole-d from siblet.
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at brighid's Christmas party. It was sibyl who spiked the punch with too much rum. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like strawberries.
I thought it was funny when I put lucy's shirt on my head and danced the jitterbug on the computer desk while singing `the tower that ate people'. I didn't mean to break brighid's pda and don't know why brighid would sue me for kidnapping.
I don't remember calling victor's wife a iridescent goat---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on nikki's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that jello.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tricycle through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a photogenic ferret and have me arrested for fraud!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all merry and happy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and groovily yours,
cj (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
Have your own mad-lib-esque fun.
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at brighid's Christmas party. It was sibyl who spiked the punch with too much rum. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like strawberries.
I thought it was funny when I put lucy's shirt on my head and danced the jitterbug on the computer desk while singing `the tower that ate people'. I didn't mean to break brighid's pda and don't know why brighid would sue me for kidnapping.
I don't remember calling victor's wife a iridescent goat---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on nikki's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that jello.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tricycle through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a photogenic ferret and have me arrested for fraud!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all merry and happy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and groovily yours,
cj (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
Have your own mad-lib-esque fun.