Apparently some schools are banning CUPCAKES and HOLDING HANDS and HUGGING?! What?! I think I got out just at the right time...basically all kids are supposed to be emotionless drones or something...
Of course! You can get aids just by touching someone! And CUPCAKES! How awful! Instead, we'll have Holiday parties for children where we have celery and carrots instead! They'll love that so much more!
Seriously...people suck. Hugging and holding hands does NOTHING! "Kids go behind there parent backs, dating others". Oh yeah, that will stop them...
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And CUPCAKES! How awful! Instead, we'll have Holiday parties for children where we have celery and carrots instead! They'll love that so much more!
Seriously...people suck. Hugging and holding hands does NOTHING! "Kids go behind there parent backs, dating others". Oh yeah, that will stop them...
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this is totally out of hand. next thing you know, kids are gonna go to school in straightjackets
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