34. the coma ate some of his braincells.

[actuallyagolem]

Got a joke for you, Barge.

Knock knock.

(I'll answer for you) Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normalee I don't go telling dumb knock-knock jokes, but hey, I just woke up from a fucking week-long nap!

And Clapet, buddy? We need to talk.

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[bubble_mobile]

Sergeant, that was horrendible!

[actuallyagolem]

Glinda? Is that really you?

It's good to see you!

[strangehstorian]

[She laughs. JUST FOR YOU.]

Good to see you're back, then! Was it one of these "Barge Comas" I've heard of?

[actuallyagolem]

I guess so! On a list of bad things that could happen to a person in this place, falling asleep for a while is on the bottom.

[strangehstorian]

[Unless you never wake up.]

That's a great way to look at it!

[actuallyagolem]

All that sleep has left me in just a swell mood.

[actuallyagolem]

Kind of half-assed? Yeah, it's me all over. And I'm good, all things considered.

[actuallyagolem]

Can't have you paying me a compliment now, can I?

[private]

[lost_undercover]

That was pretty fuckin' bad, guy.

I could use your help, though, after you've gotten things straightened with Clapet. Some shit happened while you were out.

[private]

[actuallyagolem]

Sticking to my day job, don't worry.

Things are set with Clapet, or about as set as they're ever going to be. Dick told me something happened, but he didn't give me specifics. He was going to let you handle that one.

[private]

[lost_undercover]

You aren't getting shit from me right now. Dick's beat up pretty bad and I could use a hand taking care of him. That's all.

[private]

[actuallyagolem]

What the fuck happened to him?