fic: gintama - talk dirty to me

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Title: talk dirty to me
Fandom: Gintama
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, the filth unfortunately is.
Feedback: As long as we haven't got to meet eyes.
Notes: Modern AU GinZura, PWP like whoah, literally just ten pages of bickering and banging. Inspired, as most hideous things are, by antimonial, and written in

Comments

[psunym]

Haaaah...did it get hotter in here or is it just me?

[psunym]

BUT RETARDED COMMENTS ASIDE, I really enjoyed this (it was really hot). I already love this AU just from the little hints we see of it here, and I would totally love to see more (hint hint nudge nudge ELBOW ELBOW). These two retards inherently are their retard selves and it transcends even in this AU. Thanks for writing & sharing!
Just as a sidenote, I think you've really progressed when it comes to writing sex scenes. Because this part? “Come inside,” trembles Zura, so quietly it’s almost swallowed by the creaking of the bed [...] Zura corrects in a whisper, face hidden in that spill of black hair, “…Please come inside. Gintoki, please.” SO. HOT.
A+++ would fap read again

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HAHAHAkjdnfkjsf so embarrassing

This whole thing started out as a LOL GINTOKI'S A PERVERT and sort of evolved into me challenging myself to try and write HURR DURR realistic smut, actually! I usually don't have the fucking patience. So it's really brilliant to hear that I might have actually gotten better! UGH SMUT it's so hard for me to write.

RE; this AU, yeah, uhhhhhhhh I'm working on another 50-prompts thing set in this universe. SO YOU ARE GETTING GRATUITOUS MODERN AU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! etc etc

/facepalm

[psunym]

AND EVERYONE REJOICED

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GET OUT

[antimonial]

Inspired, as most hideous things are, by antimonial

as most hideous things are,

most hideous things are

hideous things are

hideous things

hideous

hideous

hideous

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

I HATE YOU

I WANT TO BREAK UP

[antimonial]

THAT'S ALL RIGHT I HAVE FIVE BOYFRIENDS!!!!

AND NONE OF THEM ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU'RE NOT ANY OF MY TEN BOYFRIENDS

[antimonial]

no seriously I do not care how many boyfriends I am getting in Kyoto why was this not in my inbox the second that last word was typed

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BITCH YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU GOT FIFTEEN BOYFRIENDS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU

[antimonial]

GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS

AND THEY'RE ALL MY BOYFRIENDS!!!!!

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Also I was too busy trying to hang myself

from the shame, you see

[denshi_no_ultra]

Probably TMI, but I'll be fapping to this fic forever.

Forever.

Thank you :DD

[oopsipuked]

It is a bit TMI but a compliment I suppose. I'll take it!

Thank you for reading despite it's total lack of redeeming qualities. 8)b