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[actualrapist]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All
( total) Dating19.23%34.37%Gone steady Self-Lovin'28.79%60.68%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself Shamelessness54.84%77.28%It takes a couple of drinks Sex Drive30.95%75%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'! Straightness55.56%39.27%Done the

Comments

[idle_traveller]

HOW IN THE FUCK ZERO ON GAY. I DON'T GET THIS TEST.

[actualrapist]

ZERO PURITY!!

[idle_traveller]

. . . i hate whenever golf rules come into effect

[peacockeyes]

I was super confused at first too.

"BUT I CLICKED ON EVERYTHING!"

[borncaptain]

Muraki-Haruki, Fon-Kirk, Rain-Leto! RELATIONSHIP ME.

[peacockeyes]

Muraki-Haruki
Muraki would seriously like to sit with Haruki and have a nice chat over tea. He's very curious about him!

... he also would possibly like to rape him BUT NEVER MIND THAT. He just... enjoys destroying people that reminds him of himself or of his brother. So that's a DANGER WARNING SIGN. But he won't really do anything just yet because he has fun earning people's trust.

Fon-Kirk
I HATE YOU FOREVER.

ACTUALLY at first he kinda liked Kirk, Fon is normally good with fun guys that poke him a little. But the WAS IT WORTH IT? and then implying he wouldn't have let people die just poked him too hard in his repressed trauma. So he left that room thinking Kirk is an idiot who's never actually had to work hard for anything except maybe saving the world once. He's pissed and he will continue to be pissed and now he will call Kirk sir forever.

Rain-LetoIN A COMPLETE CONTRAST. Rain adores Leto. He thinks he's like Yuca but not crazy and he can relate to the LIVING FOR A LONG TIME thing and the LOVING PEOPLE thing. And just, yes,

[borncaptain]

I should post with Haruki sometime. And I still feel bad about Fon ♥

[eternalsamba]

TELL ME COOL THINGS ABOUT RAIN

[actualrapist]

HE'S CRAZY! He loves people unconditionally as a whole, he is UNBREAKABLE. You can cut him up in little pieces and eat him, and he will STILL BE HAPPY and POSITIVE and GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE.

He is like Abel Nightroad but without any war guilt. Rain has never done anything he should be sorry for in his life, and he's always been like that. THIS IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CHANGE EVER.

HE CAN FIGHT OFF TANKS. AND WRECKING BALLS. AND HE CAN OUTRUN TRAINS. He is extremely confident in his own strength to the point that he never feels the need to prove it. UHM UHM. HE REFUSES TO USE WEAPONS EVEN IF WEAPONS ARE USED ON HIM. He'd rather run than fight, always.

[andcontrarywise]

How confused by Hatter was Puck?

[howbabbyformed]

OH MAN. Hatter.

Okay, so Puck is a flirt! He is also an heteronormative kid from a small town, so he is mildly homophobic. Not that he hates gay people, he just thinks gay people are well, gay. He doesn't like to hang around them, you stay over there and I'll be over here and WE COOL.

So not being sure if Hatter has a dick, he was just torn. He didn't know how to talk to hir, though he sort of labeled a she in his head because it was easier. STILL HE'S NOT SURE. AND HATTER COULD BE AN EXTREMELY WEIRD, EXTREMELY GAY DUDE. But if Hatter is a chick, she's a pretty hot chick. So he can't bring himself to go "HEY ARE YOU A DUDE?" because what of he isn't? AND SHE GETS OFFENDED AND THEN NEVER TALKS TO HIM AGAIN?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN?

Also, ftr. Answering "I'm a demon" would still suck because he would assume he's either an incubus or a succubus and incubus are dudes and succubus chicks so he'd still be confused. And Puck doesn't want a demon dude in his business :(((

[andcontrarywise]

Poor, poor Puck. Hotter older woman, or really, really gay dude. That's got to be tough.

*pets*

[hidesthebodies]

Tell me about Shigure's thoughts on Light.