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Jul 04, 2001 00:29

Political Statement: The Legitimate State of the PDRE has established a court to convict the following of crimes concerning public moral decency, crimes contrary to materialism and crimes against decency ( Read more... )

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ad_usque July 3 2001, 16:48:03 UTC
The PDRE has refused your pleas on the grounds of your all-too-evident insanity (and also due to other irrelevant specifics).

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ad_usque July 4 2001, 03:57:34 UTC
After due consideration the government has decided to accept your request, and Mr. Myers has been removed from the death list. He has now been transfered to the 'To be Inanely Tortured and Amputated List'. He wishes, as far as we could discern from his encarcerated mutterings, to thank you for your concern,
AU

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"it says 'gilty' ... and guilty is spelt wrong!!!" ex_particul July 3 2001, 18:58:58 UTC


oh my

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Re: ad_usque July 4 2001, 03:53:38 UTC
sorry, i'm quasi-dyslexic, as an other correspondent is always pointing out, but thanks i have amended it now. hope you don't mind me putting you on the death-list (it's really a bit of a jealous compliment on my part actually),
AU

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minmin July 4 2001, 14:32:07 UTC
may i also suggest Filipe Fernandez-Armesto and, by association, jose luis sampedro? their anti-secular views, while well written, are beginning to piss me off.

also, Alonzi's doesn't exist anymore: do you want us to shoot people behind a nothing space?

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ad_usque July 4 2001, 16:38:17 UTC
my dear heretic, Alonzi'z is a metaphysical concept, not a sign-board, now why don't you just shut your little-pretty mouth before my sewing puts an end to its eating and coke-drinking days.

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stella_atwood July 4 2001, 12:43:33 UTC
Thanks for semi-cheering me up.

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Re: stella_atwood July 4 2001, 15:57:13 UTC
Thank you. I'll try that at the weekend. And thanks for doing that favour for me.

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ad_usque July 4 2001, 16:52:22 UTC
Want to be cheered up? Walk to Marlay, go across the fields into the woods, when you get to the crossroad (the intersection with the statue of a man with a seasonal bowl on his lap) turn right (a few steps before the silvan bridge which you should not cross), walk for a hundred yards (in the direction of the House) until you come to a clearing on your left beside the pond, go to the river-bank and on it is the strangest, most arthritic and awkward goose you will ever see, her names gertrude and she's polite but gruff, if your in a more melancholy frame the swans match,
your resident ornithologist,
AU

deleted post below due to unintentionally confused directions.

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